"Well Don't U Look Stupid Now."

Rb or dm for me to dump Yuri in your DMs <3

Me with my gf

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I GOTTA FUCK THAT WRETCHED MAN

Call me a blunt the way I should be passed around by a bunch of alternative women

Reblog if you

A) want a plant inside you

B) want to be inside a plant

C) want a girl inside you

D) want garlic bread inside you

E) all of the above in that order

F) all of the above

i have 2 moods:

one of the guys in the kitchen at work got called irritating and replied “I am not irritating. You just find me irritating. There are many people who love me.” I think we should all adopt his attitude

I'm gonna get tested for strep tmr. Fuck this shit. I gave my gf so many smooches today. WHAT IF I INFECTED HER?? That's transphobic

Me but with sending an email

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

My girl let me doodle in her journal.

BIG MISTAKE