UGGGHHHHH THEY'RE SO CUTE I CAN'T EVEN

Yes. Just yes.

*begins weekly inxj identity crisis*

NEWTMAS HEADCANNONS BECAUSE WHY NOT

On our episode fix-it: Newt lives edition ☹️🫶

Thomas WOULD NEVER shoot Newt. No. He threw the gun away (AS FAAAARRRRR AS HE COULD), emptied the bullet sockets, and continued to hug Newt instead

No matter how feral Crank!Newt was, no matter how deep he clawed Thomas' heart, back, neck, chest, he kept holding on, holding on to him like a lifeline and soothing him in his dialogue, "Kill me before I become one of those cannibal monsters! Kill me!"

"It's okay..love...it's okay"

Brenda and Minho actually got the serum/syringe in time to inject him wuth the cure/Thomas' blood

Them laying Newt down in safe haven to see if he's still alive, he is.

Thomas staying by Newt's side as his heartbeat is the only thing keeping him going, listening to his heartbeats.

Before Newt woke up Minho sat down with Thomas and he went on about how Newt talked to Minho about his love for Thomas and the reason why Newt stuck to Thomas because if he died the last place he wanted to be was in his arms... ☹️

Newt finally waking up with the sight of Thomas, appearing tousled with a bowl of soup (that he asked Frypan to make) ☹️☹️, his body still half conscious, wrecked, aching, and dizzy enough to not realized that his skin cleared from the flare and slowly recovering

Thomas finally tearing up a bit when Newt finally woke up and he laid his hand on his back to steady him, gently wiping Newt's face and body from liquid and blood

"Open up, sweetheart, you need to eat." Thomas said as he gently lifted a spoon of soup to Newt

Newt weakly smiling as he saw Thomas tenderly taking care of him, opening up and accepting his fate to be spoonfed by Thomas

TELL ME IF YOU WANT MOREE PLEASE 🥺🫶

Scorbus headcannons because I LOVE these two so much

Albus spending WAYYYY TOO MUCH TIME in the Malfoy Manor

Like seriously, at this point the Manor has EXTRA EVERYTHING for Albus- extra clothes, extra cutlery, extra snacks, an extra chair in the dining room- EVERYTHING (except a bed tho- Scorpius is WAY too happy to share).

And the Malfoys? They're more than happy to have another member in their manor to fill up the quiet space 😁

Albus and Scorpius having to split spending the holidays in the Burrow and in the Malfoy Manor

At this point neither of them need to pack things to go to eachother's houses anymore- they can just walk in eachother's houses and already having extra stuff for them in their house

LIKE- Imagine Mrs. Weasley and the family making sure that they have extra space for Scorpius in the Burrow and knitting a sweater for him 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

This is kinda weird- but Albus randomly sneaking out from his house and flooing to the Manor at like 3 A.M RIGHT IN SCORPIUS' BEDROOM.

Albus' bed in the dorm probably hasn't been slept on since like 4th year- EVERYONE knows he shares a bed, probably cuddling Scorpius.

Harry and Ginny probably having to get used to going back and forth to pick up Albus from the manor

And Draco having to floo to the Potter's house almost. Every. Single. Holiday

I love them so much tell me if you all want more 🫂🫂🫂🫂

OMG YES. IF YOU HATE LAVENDER BROWN, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE SHE DATED RON, PLEASEEEEEEEEE GTFO.

Cho and Lavender were villainized by the narative in favor of Ginny and Hermione

Rowling despises teenage girls with traditionally feminine interests. She only treats those who don’t want to be like “other girls” or the pick-me girls well in the narrative. It’s clear she projects a deeply personal issue onto certain female archetypes, which makes me think she must have a lot of unresolved resentment, probably dating back to her childhood. She portrays Lavender as foolish for being desperate over Ron, when in reality, that’s not foolish at all—it’s completely normal for a teenage girl experiencing her first relationship and not knowing how to handle her emotions. She also mocks Lavender and the Patil twins’ interests, like Divination, girls’ magazines, or gossip, as if those things were inherently frivolous and shallow. It’s as if being a girl and enjoying “girly” things automatically makes you stupid or as if femininity itself is incompatible with having depth and other, more “serious” interests.

Likewise, through Harry’s praise of Ginny for not crying—contrasted with Cho, who does—she implies that sentimentality, emotional expression, or a lack of self-control are negative traits, while repressing emotions (which is traditionally associated with masculinity) is a positive thing that makes you “tougher” or “stronger.” Narratively, Rowling always favors Hermione for “not being like other girls” and turns Ginny into the ultimate pick-me girl. She’s a character who barely matters or has any relevance throughout the series until she suddenly transforms into the perfect cishet teenage boy fantasy: the girl who is super hot and sexually desirable but at the same time doesn’t waste time with “girly stuff” because she’s too busy acting just as aggressive as any macho guy, being hyper-focused on sports, and being “one of the boys,” cracking jokes, being rough, and acting cool. She’s a girl bro, the embodiment of the perfect woman according to male fantasy, not female. It’s as if she were designed by a hormone-driven teenage boy rather than a woman in her thirties.

Ginny is a disaster of a character from a gender analysis perspective—truly atrocious. And then there’s Luna, who doesn’t bother anyone because she’s too weird, yet she’s accepted by the “not-like-other-girls” girls precisely because of that weirdness. She’s the Manic Pixie Dream Girl, completing the trifecta of contemporary misogynistic female stereotypes embodied by Hermione, Ginny, and Luna—the only teenage female characters who are curiously treated positively and praised by the narrative. The rest are torn down at some point, specifically for reasons directly related to their gender.

Hey! Keep in mind that I haven’t been studying MBTI itself for too long? I just started 2 months ago, and mistakes can be made so feel free to correct me with any of these!

REPEAT AFTER ME

SENSORS ARE UNDERRATED (ISTG THESE PEOPLE ARE OFTEN STEREOTYPED AS ‘BLAND’ AND ‘BORING’ JUST WHY)

XXTJs ARE NOT HEARTLESS (PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING TO ME ‘ OMG YOU CAN’T BE AN INXJ YOU’RE TOO NICE!’ AND I WAS LIKE I’M STILL GOING ON AN IDENTITY CRISIS BUT NO-)

INFPs AND ISTJs (In my opinion) HAS THE WORST STEREOTYPE AMONGST ALL. I MEAN NO HATE BUT INFPs ARE OFTEN STEREOTYPED AS AN “UWU MENTALLY UNSTABLE, DEPRESSED, WEAK CRYBABYS THAT CAN’T DEAL WITH LOGIC AND ALL,

WHILE ISTJs ARE OFTEN STEREOTYPED AS MECHANICAL ROBOTS WITH NO FEELINGS AND ONLY CARES ABOUT BOOKS AND LOGIC WHO CAN’T TAKE SARCASM OR JOKES THAT’S LITERALLY NOT TRUE THIS IS WHY THE COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS EXISTS.

AND NOT TO MENTION ESXPs BEING STEREOTYPED AS PARTY ADDICTED CHADS WHO HAS LIKE 2093849829 FRIENDS.

-Signed, April. 💋💋💋

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

REPEAT AFTER ME

SENSORS ARE UNDERRATED (ISTG THESE PEOPLE ARE OFTEN STEREOTYPED AS ‘BLAND’ AND ‘BORING’ JUST WHY)

XXTJs ARE NOT HEARTLESS (PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SAYING TO ME ‘ OMG YOU CAN’T BE AN INXJ YOU’RE TOO NICE!’ AND I WAS LIKE I’M STILL GOING ON AN IDENTITY CRISIS BUT NO-)

INFPs AND ISTJs (In my opinion) HAS THE WORST STEREOTYPE AMONGST ALL. I MEAN NO HATE BUT INFPs ARE OFTEN STEREOTYPED AS AN “UWU MENTALLY UNSTABLE, DEPRESSED, WEAK CRYBABYS THAT CAN’T DEAL WITH LOGIC AND ALL,

WHILE ISTJs ARE OFTEN STEREOTYPED AS MECHANICAL ROBOTS WITH NO FEELINGS AND ONLY CARES ABOUT BOOKS AND LOGIC WHO CAN’T TAKE SARCASM OR JOKES THAT’S LITERALLY NOT TRUE THIS IS WHY THE COGNITIVE FUNCTIONS EXISTS.

AND NOT TO MENTION ESXPs BEING STEREOTYPED AS PARTY ADDICTED CHADS WHO HAS LIKE 2093849829 FRIENDS.

Awwwhhh 🥹🥹🥹

Can I just admit something? Scorpius is my favorite HP character.

There, i said it.

Why?

WELL...... he may not be skilled like his daddy (like AT ALL.. Draco at his age could wipe the floor with him w/o a sweat) but he is:

sweet

dorky

innocent

compassionate/kind

silly

earnest

sensitive (crying at 14 bc he can't see Albus is just the sweetest thing..)

seems a bit on the spectrum

intelligent

a cinnamon roll. And I'm a sucker for cinnamon rolls. >///<

Gay. xD I can't get enough of Scorpius's interactions with Albus.

I legit don't understand how fandoms with both books and movies have this one discourse about how SOME book readers believe they're a "better" and "more knowledgeable" fan than everyone else.

I GET IT- THE BOOKS AND MOVIES DIDN'T POTRAY THE EXACT THE SAME THING. I get it dawg the movies weren't accurate. I get it that the books are more accurate and have more significant and important events that WERE NOT POTRAYED in the movies.

And yes, it is 100% YOUR RIGHT to find these flaws. It's your right to ACKNOWLEDGE and CALL IT OUT.

But you guys try to PUT DOWN OTHER WHO DON'T READ THE BOOKS??? 💀💀💀

You don't get to SHAME others who haven't read the books yet. You don't get to shame others who just started watching/reading/following the series. You don't get to shame others based on how many books of THAT SERIS they've read/finished.

Being a fan and being a part of a fandom IS NOT a competition. And it is certainly not a race to finish a book/movie of that series.

Have a nice day 😋🫶 -April

Fanfictions taught me to never think that I am "not good" or "not pretty" enough for someone ever again.

I MEAN I legit have seen the most questionable creatures, cranks, animagus, werewolves, etc and their human partner will still be like "you're the most beautiful person I have ever seen in my life" AKAJAJAJJAJAJAJ

I have seen every human feature and imperfections possible; Freckles, moles, acne, scars, cuts, bruises, callouses, pockmarks, limps, blood, wounds, flesh, bones, black veins,and bites with their skin slightly tingling as their love interest plants kisses all over their bodies

"But I (have/am) a disease/mental illness/disability/traumatic past/suicidal thoughts/self harm scars/ the chosen one/on the run/..."

"I love you."

So, that will be it, friends. Learn fron your favorite fanfictions, tropes, ships and fictional characters. DO NOT let anyone think that you're "not pretty enough" and "not good enough" for someone. You are lovable. You WILL find the right person. <3

-April.