Reblog If You're A Hufflepuff.

Y’ALL HOW DID THIS BLOW UP-

TELL ME WHY

Other Gen z types: who are you?

Me, an INxJ with identity crisis: I’m you but the whole generation literally hates me for speaking my mind.

DIRECTLY IN AO3 🙄🙄🙄💋💋💋💋

Got called a weirdo irl for the way I write my fics sooo

I am the “writes in document tabs” if anyone’s wondering

When they were finally in Safe Haven, Minho sat down with Thomas and he went on about how Newt talked to Minho about his love for Thomas and the reason why Newt stuck to Thomas because the last place he wanted to be before he died was in his arms...

From then, Thomas knew that he would never be in love with anyone else again

Lol

Is it just me or Tumblr is now a somekind of a headcannon center when it's supposed to be for arts.

Absolute CRIME.

And also how did AN ENTIRE SCHOOL found out about AO3? 😭😭🙏 I'm lucky if I even find someone who knows AO3 in my country 😔🙏

my school BLOCKED AO3 On the school wifi!

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO READ FANFICTION OF THOSE GAY TWINKS IF I CANT GET ON AO3?!??!??

SO TRUE. And Albus probablu brings it around EVERYWHERR WITH HIM AND NEVER LET ANYONE TOUCH IT

I can confirm that Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy gifts Albus Severus Potter this Albee bee jellycat.

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As long as I'm immune from the flare, I would still kiss Newt is his crank form.

Yes, even if black stuff was coming out of his mouth. Like, seriously.

Y'ALL CAN CALL ME NEWT FROM THE MAZE RUNNER 'CAUSE-

He was new to the glade (school/community idk what to call it in English)

We shared talks, sat next to eachother, I offered him a weird colourful drink

Man he asked SO MANY questions

I sat next to him near the fireplace (table) and looked at him as if he hung the moon, stars, and the entire solar system

HE WAS RECKLESS AS FUCK AND GOT HIMSELF IN TROUBLE

A strange person joined us (again, school/community, whatever)

Wait..it's a girl now?

"It's a girl.."

And..

Okay

Suddenly he TALKS TO HER A LOT FOR SOME REASON

AND HE SPENDS SO MUCH TIME WITH HER

AND SEEMINGLY CARES A LOT ABOUT STRANGERS

OH THEY WEREN'T STRANGERS AFTER ALL?

THEY WORKED IN THE SAME PLACE

Just no.

Uh oh.

Am I in love with him?

The boy I'm in love with is in love with another girl

I was just home from school after screaming "DON'T LIE TO ME!" at my guy bsf (The boy I'm in love with)

He claims to just "care" about her but WE ALL KNOW HE STILL LIKES HIM FOR EVERYTHING SHE DID TO HIM FOR SOME REASON

I had excema that made my skin MAD GOOEY and I looked like a walking zombie

I'm in love with someone so stupid and reckless for some reason

I do, also have a mental condition (but they told me I'm too young to be on meds so- 😁🙏)

I have no right to be mad that he cares about that girl because I'm not his partner

I HATE HIM I HATE THIS PLACE (I grew a twinge of hope when I realized I was in love with him)

I, too, was not immune and never made it out alive (academically), meanwhile HE was immune and EVEN THE CURE. EVERYONE NEEDS HIM EVERYONE WANTS HIM I HATE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH (Crank Newt, probably)

My guy would probably be the first person to murder me atp

I wrote him a letter (like, seriously) about how I'm happy that he was my friend and I genuinely wished him to be happier.

I'm in love with a boy that's in love with another girl.

OH Newt I love you so much 🫡 you deserve to live, even if you didn't make it to safe haven

And yes, as an INxJ, I would love to have an ExxP friend/partner.

ME LOL