Minimum Wage Needs To Be $1000 An Hour. Rent Needs To Be $10. Groceries Need To Be $2 Total. And I Need

minimum wage needs to be $1000 an hour. rent needs to be $10. groceries need to be $2 total. and i need a back massage that ends in me getting my back blown the Hell out

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1 year ago

i can't believe i specifically put off listening to tmp because i wanted to binge listen just to come back to it today and find out that it's on hiatus and so only ONE episode came out since i last listened to it :,)

brb i'm going to commit war crimes


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2 months ago

same is true for trans men! (unless you get top surgery)

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

2 months ago

i beat myself up for not knowing enough about my special interests a lot but then i remember the average person off the street has no idea what the carboniferous is and i feel better

1 year ago
Babe Wake Up, New Stupid Screenshot Of Miguel Just Dropped
Babe Wake Up, New Stupid Screenshot Of Miguel Just Dropped

Babe wake up, new stupid screenshot of Miguel just dropped

+ a dumb meme

Babe Wake Up, New Stupid Screenshot Of Miguel Just Dropped
1 year ago
As Suggested On Discord
As Suggested On Discord
As Suggested On Discord
As Suggested On Discord

As suggested on discord

7 months ago

Bruce unintentionally dissing the league while praising his kids is so funny to me

Bruce: we need an expert marksman for this job

Oliver: *getting ready to stand up to fully accept Bruce’s praise*

Bruce: Redhood will be here shortly. We also need someone quick on their feet. Luckily Cass is working on a case nearby so we can ask her

7 months ago

Tim Drake, about trying to convince Batman to not almost kill criminals and himself:

Tim Drake, About Trying To Convince Batman To Not Almost Kill Criminals And Himself:
3 months ago

The thing about reclaiming slurs is that once you've been affectionally called 'faggot' by friends, loved ones, and amiable fellows on the internet for long enough, you almost forget that it means something else to people who hate you.

Honestly at this point if a stranger on the street yelled "hey faggot!" after me, I'd probably turn around like "what?" like they'd just casually called me by name, and they were only trying to get my attention because they wanted to tell me something, before processing that they're being hostile.

7 months ago

was playing one of those competitive combat games (random dice specifically if anyone was curious) and i was thinking about how tim would absolutely be one of those types of people who is incredibly competitive and would start very one-sided rivalries with anyone. and i think it'd also fuel him to become too fucking good at the games he plays

tim, playing some random competitive game on his phone:

random user: beats tim's ass

tim:

tim: oh it's fucking on, bubble_jester17392. *proceeds to fucking grind HARD on the game, becomes OP af, then hacks the game to make it so that they match again and beats their ass*

and i also feel like sometimes he might do some low-level stalking of some people, depending on how much of a vendetta he has against them and probably also his mood tbh. i don't think he'd really go too much further than that, because he does has morals and he is not going to become a villain over a video game and he stands by that, but knowing who information about the assholes that keep beating him at snake.io or whatever makes him feel better dammit. not that really anyone knows about the vendettas other than maybe like steph or kon


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2 months ago

hey guys have you ever heard of THE CHARACTER. i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. honestly can’t even get shit done because i’m thinking about THE CHARACTER. i’m listening to a song and imagining THE CHARACTER. all i know and love is THE CHARACTER

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