When You Realize You’ve Never Won An Oscar

We’ve started rolling out a small, huge improvement to Tumblr. 

The small part is that we’re rearranging reblog comments so that they’re actually readable. The huge part is that we’re rearranging reblog comments so that they’re actually readable.

This has been a long time coming, and you might be startled at how suddenly easy it is to understand what’s going on. That’s alright. Relax your eyes, let them adjust, and enjoy the readability of it all.

Should be out to everyone by tomorrow afternoon. Love ya, Tumblr.

President Obama answered a question today from a reporter on whether last week was “his best week” in light of the Supreme Court decisions on marriage equality and the Affordable Care Act, major progress on his trade agenda, and his eulogy in Charleston.

insert fall out boy lyric

Jimmy took some time to write out his weekly thank you notes!

one time I had a dream where everyone's arms turned into fingers because Satan possessed a fountain people worshiped

There are signs everywhere if you just look.

The Ice Cube Family Christmas Card

Nerd: Mario sucks!

Me:

Nerd: HOLY SHIT!