Chai Tea (tea Tea)

today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:

“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”

Check and mate. #Love it!

Me: I want to travel the world and be and interesting, outgoing person!

Me: [ doesn't go outside for days and stays in my room all the time ]

So I’m a tall person and when the general population thinks that a guy needs to be taller than a girl for them to be a cute couple, I think that’s bullshit because people cannot control their height and to short boys and tall girls, it really hurts their feelings.

The Definition of the term “Savage”

My school just got evacuated for a bomb threat

💋 The signs flirting 💋

Uses their lamest possible pickup line and still manages to pull it off like a pro:

Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Attempts something cute, stumbles over their own words and tries to fade out into the background:

Cancer, Pisces, Virgo

Studies pickup lines like a fricking exam for three weeks and fucks it up at the final hurdle. Spends the next month simmering with rage:

Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn

Escaped the womb knowing this shit by heart. The messiah is here:

LIBRA

President Obama answered a question today from a reporter on whether last week was “his best week” in light of the Supreme Court decisions on marriage equality and the Affordable Care Act, major progress on his trade agenda, and his eulogy in Charleston.