I See No Difference.

I see no difference.

Just Gonna Leave This Here Too.

Just gonna leave this here too.

More Posts from Cringewasmymiddlenameandstillis and Others

Hoodies Are Very Important To Me
Hoodies Are Very Important To Me
Hoodies Are Very Important To Me
Hoodies Are Very Important To Me
Hoodies Are Very Important To Me
Hoodies Are Very Important To Me
Hoodies Are Very Important To Me

hoodies are very important to me

By Abby [tumblr]


Tags
#ヴァンガ男女カプ 【漫画】Blue【アイコー】 - 六花のマンガ - pixiv
コーリンちゃんお誕生日おめでとう!!内容はお誕生日とは関係ないけどアイコー漫画を描いてみました。アイコーは1期からずっと好きですが、なんとなく切ないイメージばかり浮かんできます…。140話切なかったで

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/47623697

If someone could find a way to translate these beautiful aikou fanfics,I would be indebted to you 4ever


Tags
Hi!! I Had An Idea For A Rarepair Related Event Recently, And I Finally Went Through With It!! Just Use

hi!! i had an idea for a rarepair related event recently, and i finally went through with it!! just use common sense irt what you would consider to be a rarepair, and i will not share content featuring inappropriate content of underage characters or proship/etc.

use the tag #cfvrarepairweek2024 and i will reblog your posts here!


Tags

crazyest new anime

I'd rather not risk it

You Have Been Visited By Baljeet, The Failed Test. If You Do Not Reblog Within Ten Seconds, You Will

You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water (January 20 To February 18) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great Kisser. One

AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)  Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.  ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.  TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)  Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)  Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)  MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)  Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)  Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)  Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)  EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad Luck if you do not share this post. SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post. CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)  Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

アシュレイちゃんЯと落書き諸々 | おわんヌ [pixiv]
アシュレイちゃんЯと落書き諸々 | おわんヌ [pixiv]

アシュレイちゃんЯと落書き諸々 | おわんヌ [pixiv]

okay so, I have a Story about a customer we had tonight

so this guy in a fancy denim cowboy shirt (a jirt, if you will) came in during our dinner rush and ordered two burritos. the girl (T) doing the hot station (beans and rice and meat) was like "okie dokie, what do you want on them?"

this guy goes "I want Everything on the burritos, except the corn, jalapeños, and cheese."

T pauses to check

"You want Everything?"

"Yes, all the meats, and then all the vegetables."

"So you want... the steak, and the chicken, and the white meat chicken, and the ground beef, and the pulled pork, and the tofu?"

"What's tofu?"

"A soybean protein, comes in spongy blocks."

"You had me at protein, put it on!"

T turns to me. "Can we... can we do that?"

I slap on my manager tone of voice. "Sir, each extra scoop is going to be about $2.09-2.59 each, is that okay?"

he reassures us that is fine. I okay the Frankenburrito

T starts making his burritos. with each extra scoop the mound of food gets larger and larger. she is sweating bullets by the time she slides the first burrito to the cold table

so tonight was the first night J the new boy had been working cold. he has zero experience rolling burritos previous to the last two hours

he looks at this thing and goes "Do i.... have to?" o_o

absolutely not

I step up to the table and start piling on lettuce and pico de gallo and guac and onions and cucumbers and olives and cilantro

when I am done I look down at this thing, I look up at this man, and i sigh

Sir, I don't mean to question your life choices, but can I put this in a bowl? there is no way I can roll this.

"No it's fine," he insists. "Just use another tortilla to like, extend them out, and then roll it up."

....

Sir.

"You can do this, it'll be fine!"

so i get another 12" tortilla

like kinda overlap them?

and then sorta?? roll one into the other so it is a literal Tube of Meat

the ends did not fold in there was no Containing this thing

I grabbed another foil wrapper so I could roll this thing into two of them and kinda smash the ends in

I squinted at the customer

"It's great, it's fine!" he says, cheerfully

T hands me the Second Burrito

I do it ALL OVER AGAIN

and then take these two giant lumps to the cashier

the cashier, A, is looking over in horror

"[Kiry], how do I even ring those up???"

it's okay, I've got this

the man requests no chips, so I pack each burrito (which for some scale is about the size of a small puppy each) sideways in a paper bag and put them in a plastic bag for carry out

I ring him up, adding scoop after scoop

$47.20 y'all, for two burritos

A is about to die

"$47.20????"

"that is what you get when you get fuckin Noah's Ark over here!!" I say

I may have been having a stroke by that point

the man laughs and hands over his card np

"Are you okay?" he asks me

I am terrific

"Are you mad at me?"

Sir, this is the most delighted I have been in days. I am going to go on the internet and tell Everyone I Know this story

he is ecstatic. he takes his burritos, wishes us a great night, and leaves

I am unsure what kind of eldrich being is currently unhinging his jaw to devour these burritos since he was wearing a gaiter the whole time, but i wish him well

  • starburstsobsessions
    starburstsobsessions liked this · 3 years ago
  • mayampharos86
    mayampharos86 reblogged this · 3 years ago
  • cringewasmymiddlenameandstillis
    cringewasmymiddlenameandstillis reblogged this · 4 years ago
  • midge1023
    midge1023 liked this · 6 years ago
  • xxrikixxox
    xxrikixxox liked this · 8 years ago
  • sweet-cool-twins
    sweet-cool-twins liked this · 9 years ago
  • mercurymiscellany
    mercurymiscellany liked this · 9 years ago
  • theladysunami
    theladysunami reblogged this · 9 years ago
  • chiefwinters
    chiefwinters liked this · 9 years ago
  • chiefwinters
    chiefwinters reblogged this · 9 years ago
  • leigh-fae
    leigh-fae reblogged this · 9 years ago
  • dcb01
    dcb01 reblogged this · 9 years ago
  • dcb01
    dcb01 liked this · 9 years ago
  • harukaaizawa
    harukaaizawa reblogged this · 9 years ago
  • harukaaizawa
    harukaaizawa liked this · 9 years ago
  • reaokasang
    reaokasang liked this · 9 years ago
  • havin-some-fun-my-way
    havin-some-fun-my-way liked this · 9 years ago
  • medicus-qui
    medicus-qui liked this · 9 years ago
  • shinyfurret
    shinyfurret liked this · 9 years ago
  • trickrt
    trickrt liked this · 9 years ago
  • sonsonsenpai
    sonsonsenpai liked this · 9 years ago
  • bigbangbuff
    bigbangbuff reblogged this · 9 years ago
  • bigbangbuff
    bigbangbuff liked this · 9 years ago
  • kuronekoboy
    kuronekoboy liked this · 9 years ago
  • himnar
    himnar liked this · 9 years ago
  • kureru-elric
    kureru-elric liked this · 9 years ago
  • sassaspazz
    sassaspazz reblogged this · 9 years ago
  • sassaspazz
    sassaspazz liked this · 9 years ago
  • marinemirage
    marinemirage liked this · 9 years ago
  • i-am-a-halfa
    i-am-a-halfa reblogged this · 9 years ago
  • ifitglitters
    ifitglitters reblogged this · 9 years ago
  • animeumbreon98-blog
    animeumbreon98-blog liked this · 9 years ago
  • rmidknightmare
    rmidknightmare reblogged this · 9 years ago
  • rmidknightmare
    rmidknightmare liked this · 9 years ago
  • junfly13
    junfly13 reblogged this · 9 years ago
  • indigotic-fox
    indigotic-fox liked this · 9 years ago
cringewasmymiddlenameandstillis - Cringe is my middle name
Cringe is my middle name

275 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags