Crimcriminal - CrimCriminal's Hobbit Hole

Geto Suguru with different hair styles

Eeerrmm recent-ish screenshot edit

It was purely made for my twitter LMK RP account for Macaque.

Little Macaque redraw X)

stares

scratches head

Mm,,, lego,,, monke legos,,, ninja legos,,,

WHY AM I LIKE THIS

Vintage Jayce and Viktor, in their early days

can we get more fresh plz I’m a simp </3

Y/n: What are you doing?

Fresh: Your taxes!

Y/n: ...Why?

Fresh: I figured I would save you the stress!

Y/n: Okay, that's nice and all, but how do you know all of my financial information??

Fresh, writing down you credit card number in pink highlighter: Don't worry about it. :)

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Ink: Human you don't understand. You're harboring a dangerous creature!

Y/n: He's my roommate (CENSORED) face.

Fresh: No swearing!!

Y/n: Sorry!

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Y/n: (comes out wearing a neon green body suit)

Fresh:

Fresh: Well one if us us gonna have to change.

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Ink: I thought introducing Y/n to Fresh might show them how acting without reason could get them hurt.

Fresh: (skateboarding down a hill while also somehow wearing roller skates)

Y/n: (sitting on his shoulders screaming)

Ink: ...I made it worse I think.

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Fresh: Be honest, why do you stick around me?

Y/n: You make everything interesting. Even when we just sit here, not feeding off of each other's chaos, you make me laugh and feel comfortable.

Fresh:

Y/n: Are you crying??

Fresh: Yes I'm crying I thought you were gonna make a joke about my nine tongues-

Y/n: Oh god I'm sorry.

Fresh: I wasn't emotionally prepared broski-

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Y/n: I'd throw myself in front of a moving car for you.

Fresh: You'd throw yourself in front of a moving car for fun.

Y/n: Only if you were driving.

Fresh: I can't drive, so that's perfect!

Y/n: Nothing sexier than getting put out of my misery.

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Y/n: He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me,

Y/n: ...He love me not. :(

Fresh: I'm gonna kick the shit out of that flower-

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Y/n: Give me a hand?

Fresh: Sure!

Y/n: ...That's hilarious, but where did you find that?

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Y/n: Hello my dear heart snoogims.

Fresh: Well hi dearest cuddle bunny boo-boo bear.

Y/n: (gags)

Fresh: Ha. I win.

Rumour has it, although the King of Ithaca had returned to his shores, his throne remained empty for the better part of a year.

omg the first time you refer to Vash as your best friend?? stars and hearts in his eyes.

you're just casually talking to someone and they ask who he is. 'oh, him? he's my best friend. we've been traveling together for a while now.'

all he hears is 'my best friend' and there's a ringing in his ears, his eyes go big, he gets tears in the corner of them. he's never had a best friend before, and to hear you say that??

gall can you imagine the dramatic GASP he lets out when he hears it oh my lanta

it's opened the floodgates. he calls you his best friend any chance he gets now. 'oh her? that's my best friend!' 'my best friend is on the way. she's gonna beat you up.' 'i gotta get it, my best friend loves this kind of candy!' what a nerd.

out of character but i think he should be allowed to do this

out of frame is anya preparing a salt and lime solution for his wounds and swansea mysteriously losing his OTHER hammer