Jokes On You I Never Had Humanity. =)

Just a reminder that apparently the pj masks all have full names

“I can’t see the end of the horizon…HATSUNE MIKU?!?!” /ref (And Ryder. He’s secretly Miku’s backup singer or something lol)

ITS CAUSE THEYRE BOTH 01 ...

I uh…dang, I have a surprising amount of these horribly executed/drawn paw patrol memes…

*pulls another meme out of my nonexistent magic hat*

The realistic sillies :3

I guess my power is being a piece of chocolate blessed with cognitive human thought and speech, as well as making questionable memes and fanfictions straight from the pits of hell. So yeah.

THIS.

Literally THIS is the reason why I don’t like to browse through fanart and other paw patrol fanfics most of the time. I’m scared of people portraying literal children like…that. Eugh.

Also the argument about them “just being fictional” is just plain stupid and invalid. Like, it doesn’t matter if they’re fictional or not; they’re still portrayed as kids in their respectful piece of media.

Like, I remember a time I naively looked at paw patrol fan art like 2-3 years ago and found this anime style Ryder. I would’ve given it a pass and maybe complimented it for how well detailed and cool the art looked, but I looked at it ONCE and thought “holy crap, why does it look like he’s giving the fourth wall bedroom eyes?”

Now, before I potentially vomit all over the place from remembering this reprehensible side of the fandom, thank u for bringing this problem up. I’m sure it means a lot to the paw patrol fans of tumblr :D (even if posts of paw patrol don’t get much attention, it still means a lot.)

tiktok paw patrol fans are CRAZY. WDYM “RYDER’S SO FINE?” HE’S TEN. YOU EITHER ARENT OLD ENOUGH TO BE ON THE INTERNET OR YOU NEED TO GO SEE A PROFESSIONAL. YOU CAN LIKE, AGE HIM UP IF YOU REALLY WANT TO YOU KNOW? STOP SAYING A TEN YEAR OLD IS HOT.

How did we go from peak character design/quality to…

A grilled cheese sandwich that underwent mutation into a canine form???

I think I speak for the majority (if not all) of us in the Paw Patrol fandom when I say...

They did her DIRTY. SPINMASTER, WHEN I GET YOU SPINMASTER. SPINMASTER, WHEN I GET YOU SPINMASTER. SPINMASTER, WHEN I-

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Wait…these aren’t the Krabby Patties I ordered…

The official Nick Jr. Instagram 

GSHHUDHENFYSJSJCITLEPAODURIKSNFFJUDISIDJ

*dies of cuteness*

PAW Patrol Holiday Fireplace 🎄🎁

Mayor Humdinger's and Ryder's moments

bonus reblog!

Can you draw Barnacles playing with Admiral Sweaty Sock pls!!!

ok, I finish it! special thanks @mysticfoxdesigns