The Wolf Looks Rather Unamused By Their Gawking Of His Height, Much Less By The Immense Squawking Their
The Wolf looks rather unamused by their gawking of his height, much less by the immense squawking their leader seemed to be doing at him. he listened for most of it, ears perked with a rather large amount of disinterest in his expression before he watches the hawk pick up the cage of small chao sized robots. then, he smirks and uses a paw to just.. pluck it right out of the feathered idiot's fingers and raised it to begin gently fumbling with the lock on it with his claw. ' ' first of all, the name's crescent. second? you're a band of criminals, what criminal wants to help a hero? if it was really for the people, lets just be honest and say you'd be doing them a favor by getting rid of the bots first as opposed to selling them for your own greed.. but that's the case here, isn't it? birds like you, especially the infamous babylon rogues, are always putting their beaks in dangerous situations for a coin. one could applaud such an act if you didn't chose such idiotic targets. idiotic in your case. ' ' Crescent looks down upon the birds again, still holding the cage significantly above their reach. abusing his height. he readjusts the black skull mask he wore with his spare paw before he sighs and shrugs.
' ' y'know the doctor's strong without Metal, right? not to put shame to him. but Eggman's strength comes from his immense numbers and effectiveness of his machines. if it was all due to just one strong robot then eggman wouldn't have gotten to his popularity that he has. all of that to say the doctor is most likely hunting you right now with everything he has. Metal Is one of his most favorite creations, afterall. if you ask me, you're just wasting your time.. you might lose everything you have because of it. ' '
The wolf looked rather unamused about the predicament about being tied up with the metallic hedgehog. infact, dare say Crescent was bored at his potentially dangerous predicament.. though he does eventually end up speaking up.
' ' you realize I've got teeth and claws right? actually, I'll just show you. ' ' The wolf begins to chew on the rope with his sharp canines- atleast for himself. it doesnt take long before Crescent finds himself out of his binds and standing. though he does need to duck as to not hit his head on the top of the blimp. shockingly.. he even stands taller than the albatross.
' ' So.. your deal is selling or pawning off Metal? well I'll admit, im surprised you birdbrains got your feathery fingers on him without him decimating each one of you but I suppose that blame is to be put towards the doctor. ' ' Crescent rolls his shoulders, a soft pop and cracking some from his bones could be heard before he looks towards the babylon rogues again.
' ' why even bother with any of this? you've got a blimp. why waste so much energy and time trying to pawn off eggman's junk when chaos relics would go for millions more, hm? or maybe there's something in the gaia temples you lot could find for a history nerd willing to spend their entire life savings on.. plus, who do you expect is gonna buy metal from you? ' ' The Wolf tilts his head. ' ' and who's to say Metal wont kill the one who buys him? ' '
The birds are seemingly distracted for a moment, talking about incoming bids for the tech and robot, but waves attention is caught by the wolves voice and his easy breakout from the ropes. She lets out a surprised and intimidated sqauwk at his sheer size and violently taps the boys’s shoulders, their heads whip to the wolf and they both Caw out in fear.
“STORM, HOW DID YOU FIT THIS ONE ON THE BLINP-?!”
“Mmmmagic..-“
“Oh for FUCKS SAKE- hold on i got this-“
Jet grumbles to the two before glaring up at the wolf and scowling, marching up to the massive ‘mobian’ and glaring him dead in his eye. Feathers are ruffled and his blue eyes burn into the wolves. Its clear the hawk isnt amused but is also intimidated, but aswell cocky and thinks he can stand up to him.
“And who are you to judge us for makin a living here fuck-face? Eggmans fucked us, and multiple cities, up MULTIPLE times, hes tried to destroy the world dangnabit! And if sonic wont just KILL him, WE decided to start taking revenge in the best way we know how! Selling his shit or just trashing his place until sonics bitchass does something!”
The hawk shrieks, gritting his teeth.
“Dont underestimate a flock of bird, big dog! And plus, metals pint sized, he was easy to nab! Like stealing a child.”
Jet snickers, scowl turning to a cocky grin and putting his talons on his hips, rolling his eyes.
“You got a point there, big dog, but we find it fun to mess with the egghead and foil his plans, plus without his prized possession, metal, he cant really cause much destruction without sonic tearing through his robots in seconds! We’re helpin in our own way, and thats stealing from the wicked and givin to the city! We’ll be goin for more pricey expensive shit later though, dont you worry. And well, if you must know the highest bid for this little bitch is 2 MILLION rings! Or dollars, depends on what they’re paying with. But STILL. People want this little bucket ‘a bolts. But i take it some edge,ord like you don’t want nothin to do with this?”
Jet snorts as he rambles, throwing his talons and wings around in motions as he does, before perking his brows to that last statement. The green hawk then looks to the small robot and snorts, moving over to pick up the rather small cage the chao-sized robots in and holds it so the wolf can see it.
“You see this? You see how small and insignificant it is right now? It cant kill anyone in this state! And besides, we made sure to declaw it. It was.. a pain in the ass but hey, it worked.”
As the hawk holds up the cage. The tiny chao-sized hedgehog stares up at the wolf. It moves to slide its paw through the bars and pathetically reach and strain its tiny body to try and reach out to him for help since it recognizes crescent, letting out small mechanical cries once more. This is essentially a living hell for the little robot. Nothing but a little pet in a cage.
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This is very true! and could be fun. I'd hope, anyway. if not interested though, I'd get it.
Ooc post here but just a headsup! Me and my boyfriend are doing a little ask-event with his character!
For the next 5 asks (that have to be asking Crescent something or mentioning him), Crescent the Wolf (his OC made to fit the Sonic Verse) will be awnsering asks WITH werehog neo! Its set in a scene before the little brawl thing, neos chillin with Crescent because its the first familiar and trustworthy face hes seen while in this state.
I will be awnsering the asks, and tagging @crescent-the-lazy-wolfbones who will awnser aswell by reblogging (i think) the awnser and such! This is a roleplay ask event kinda like the rouges takeover thing i did, so yeah, feel free to ask the two big ass canids anything for the next 5 asks! :3
glad i'm not that guy
christmas just a week away!
Some lazy doodles. Pun intended.
And a bag kid. Lol.
Happy Trans visibility day to my fellow transgender people! Reblogging this to also celebrate because im biased and this is cool art /pos.
happy trans day of visibility!!! <33
Anybody like AU's?
Specifically Sonic Au's?
Well look no further, me and my S/O made one! :D
18+ Blog ahead, you're warned!
Welcome to the REFURBISHED EVIL Au's Ask Blog!
This is an AU created and ran by @asktheevilgeniusesson and @crescent-the-lazy-wolfbones !
#⚡️mun is posts/asks answered by @asktheevilgeniusesson #🌙mun is posts/asks answered by @crescent-the-lazy-wolfbones
STORY.
In This AU, Shadow and Sonic work under Eggman's command and alongside Infinite the Jackal making them a Deadly Trio! on the outside, they're a mean bloody bunch that are perceived as being unable to feel anything but cruelty, but to each have their own Secrets!
Shadow works under Eggman's command strictly because of his relation to the robotnik family. he sees that it would be a great Insult or offense To Maria's legacy if he refused to work under Eggman even if he has his doubts about his creator's grandson. Shadow utilizes his black arms DNA in battle, making him a very bloody murderer but not the bloodiest.
Sonic has worked under Eggman since he was a very little hedgehog. Sonic gave up a life of freedom due to the eggpire catching him and his little brother off guard and proposed an idea to the at-the-time Child. it was either Sonic work with the eggpire and the fox he adopted lives, or they both perish. Sonic, obviously, chose to work with the eggpire. he was nonverbal at the time and has selective nonverbalism now, but even if he had to leave his adoptive brother behind; he made sure the fox was in good hands. Sonic left Tails' protection up to Knuckles and Amy anonymously but he does still periodically sneak into the home on his offtimes to check on Tails even if the fox doesn't know he's there. he may not be as snarky, uncaring, and cruel as he lets on to be in battle. He's considered the bloodiest murderer on the team purely because of his methods of battle.
Infinite's Story shifts just a little. the Silver of this AU came late and believed Infinite to be the Iblis trigger, so Silver carelessly slaughtered Infinite's family and squad and abandoned the only living Jackal because he did not have the heart to Kill a kid at the time. Infinite had to fight his way for survival until The Doctor took him in, which sparked a Flame in Zero. he refused to be that weak pup ever again, and vigorously trained himself and his use of the Phantom Ruby. he is the most ruthless manipulator and murderer on the team, however not the bloodiest.
Are these three just ruthless Murderers? of course not, there's a Twist! They've broken the number one rule set by Doctor Ivo Robotnik, and that's to love one another. They are currently in a secret romantic relationship with one another, helping eachother cope with the onslaught they bring and the nightmares that Haunt them.
Other character's stories in this AU generally remain the same, However put Tails in the 'hero' spotlight, as he's grown up to be Mobius' Renowned hero with his highly advanced tech and intelligence unparalleled.
MUSES.
Sonic, played by 🌙mun Shadow, played by ⚡️mun Infinite, played by ⚡️mun Eggman, played by ⚡️mun Metal, played by 🌙mun
Silver, played by 🌙mun Blaze, played by ⚡️mun
Tails, played by ⚡️mun Amy, played by 🌙mun Knuckles, played by 🌙mun
RULES!
No Godmodding, Powerplaying, or Metagaming when doing RP threads or potential asks that may wreck the AU.
Please DO NOT reblog any roleplay threads we do with other people
NSFT asks are allowed but dont get TOO weird with it. [Everyone is allowed to be asked these because in this au they're all adults!]
Do not harass any anons/askers, other roleplayers, nor the mods. Harassing the characters is fine, we all love to see our favorite characters break apart :3
Enjoy your stay :)
Okay okay I've got one I think will be fun!!
Spin this wheel of like 160ish fandoms of varying levels of popularity.
Extra points for telling me all about your thoughts in the tags :D
Flowers for you, My dear.
another CODE x Everest post, except Everest actually has a disguise now of a skeleton so he blends in more :3 meet Puffball!
Puffball/Everest Belongs to @aspeedydemon
CODE belongs to me.
oh yeah CODE now has a valentines fit lol hes rocking them valentines heart shorts.
Event belongs to @yourloveaton
Explanation of the weird colored hearts under cut!
PS: psps if you're wondering why some of the hearts in the background are green-- dont ask me- I used all the colors in the pallete and when I used pink and the magenta on a heart brush Ihad it altered the colors. otherwise, its still very much from the pallete :)
SEGA, PUT AGENT STONE IN THE SONIC GAMES YOU COWARDS. GIVE GAME EGGMAN THE DEVOTED HENCHMAN HE DESERVES THATS NOT A ROBOT. MAKE HIM MAKE LATTES. MAKE HIM DO A LITTLE EVIL LAUGH ALONG WITH EGGMAN. DO IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species
Do not let them erase this. Do not let them tell you he meant "my heart goes out for you."
This man is the grandson of a Canadian Nazi sympathizer who moved to South Africa BECAUSE he thought the apartheid was just the coolest.
He has a gaggle of kids specifically because he believes his genes are superior and need to be spread to improve humanity.
He has thrown his support behind the neonazi party in Germany and the far right party in the UK, not to mention how far he's wormed up the ass of the Republican party.
He threw two sieg heil salutes back to back at the inauguration of the president of the United States and is trying to scrub the evidence off the internet.
Elon Reeve Musk is a fucking Nazi.
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