Call Me Crazy, But A Platonic Salphys Or Sans And Alphys Bond From Undertale Done Right Is Just Literally

Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

why are your legs so long?

I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?

bullying kids when in mass packs of scarily smart and coordinated stunners or several acts of first degree murder as the killer itself.

Stop putting skeletons in ovens on Thanksgiving guys! that's what turkey is for! /silly /nsrs

May I also give trickster a hug? or if not a hug, then a pat on the head? I've been blog-lurking the 'lets cook trickster in an oven' thing and as hilarious as it's been, he deserves a lil break too poor guy /vpos

Ofc, go ahead!! Poor guy went through much 😭🙏

' ' uh huh... thanks.? ' '

' ' either way, you both are still pretty short to me. ' '

' ' I know I am tall but... some of you are just very small as well. any reason why that is? ' '

“Hmpf. Well, im small because i was put into stasis at a young age. Fifty years stuck and frozen means i never got the time to grow, so therefore if i WAS going to get taller- i couldnt while in stasis. Therefore, i am stuck looking like half a hoglet in size. But i make due with what i have, it just helps make me harder to hit if anything.” The ebony hedgehog shrugged, crossing his arms and looked away.

“Im actually pretty tall for a hedgehog! Last i checked i think im around 5’7? Maybe taller, we dont really bother to measure but i am tall! For a hedgehog that is.

Also, you look absoloutely way past cool, big guy!”

“..fuuck hes picking up more annoying catchphrases from sonic…”

The Wolf merely gives a deep chuckle at that and softly nods. He remains knelt as a courtesy to not stand over the Hedgehog.

' ' I Understand. I will definitely think that of such. keep safe, Shadow the Hedgehog. ' '

The Wolf dips his head respectfully before he rises into a stand. Afterall, he didn't wish to overstay his welcome.

' ' Could I give you a pat on the head? ' '

Asks a large standing wolf.

"... I'll allow it this time, Proceed."

Anybody like AU's?

Specifically Sonic Au's?

Well look no further, me and my S/O made one! :D

18+ Blog ahead, you're warned!

Welcome to the REFURBISHED EVIL Au's Ask Blog!

This is an AU created and ran by @asktheevilgeniusesson and @crescent-the-lazy-wolfbones !

#⚡️mun is posts/asks answered by @asktheevilgeniusesson #🌙mun is posts/asks answered by @crescent-the-lazy-wolfbones

STORY.

In This AU, Shadow and Sonic work under Eggman's command and alongside Infinite the Jackal making them a Deadly Trio! on the outside, they're a mean bloody bunch that are perceived as being unable to feel anything but cruelty, but to each have their own Secrets!

Shadow works under Eggman's command strictly because of his relation to the robotnik family. he sees that it would be a great Insult or offense To Maria's legacy if he refused to work under Eggman even if he has his doubts about his creator's grandson. Shadow utilizes his black arms DNA in battle, making him a very bloody murderer but not the bloodiest.

Sonic has worked under Eggman since he was a very little hedgehog. Sonic gave up a life of freedom due to the eggpire catching him and his little brother off guard and proposed an idea to the at-the-time Child. it was either Sonic work with the eggpire and the fox he adopted lives, or they both perish. Sonic, obviously, chose to work with the eggpire. he was nonverbal at the time and has selective nonverbalism now, but even if he had to leave his adoptive brother behind; he made sure the fox was in good hands. Sonic left Tails' protection up to Knuckles and Amy anonymously but he does still periodically sneak into the home on his offtimes to check on Tails even if the fox doesn't know he's there. he may not be as snarky, uncaring, and cruel as he lets on to be in battle. He's considered the bloodiest murderer on the team purely because of his methods of battle.

Infinite's Story shifts just a little. the Silver of this AU came late and believed Infinite to be the Iblis trigger, so Silver carelessly slaughtered Infinite's family and squad and abandoned the only living Jackal because he did not have the heart to Kill a kid at the time. Infinite had to fight his way for survival until The Doctor took him in, which sparked a Flame in Zero. he refused to be that weak pup ever again, and vigorously trained himself and his use of the Phantom Ruby. he is the most ruthless manipulator and murderer on the team, however not the bloodiest.

Are these three just ruthless Murderers? of course not, there's a Twist! They've broken the number one rule set by Doctor Ivo Robotnik, and that's to love one another. They are currently in a secret romantic relationship with one another, helping eachother cope with the onslaught they bring and the nightmares that Haunt them.

Other character's stories in this AU generally remain the same, However put Tails in the 'hero' spotlight, as he's grown up to be Mobius' Renowned hero with his highly advanced tech and intelligence unparalleled.

MUSES.

Sonic, played by 🌙mun Shadow, played by ⚡️mun Infinite, played by ⚡️mun Eggman, played by ⚡️mun Metal, played by 🌙mun

Silver, played by 🌙mun Blaze, played by ⚡️mun

Tails, played by ⚡️mun Amy, played by 🌙mun Knuckles, played by 🌙mun

RULES!

No Godmodding, Powerplaying, or Metagaming when doing RP threads or potential asks that may wreck the AU.

Please DO NOT reblog any roleplay threads we do with other people

NSFT asks are allowed but dont get TOO weird with it. [Everyone is allowed to be asked these because in this au they're all adults!]

Do not harass any anons/askers, other roleplayers, nor the mods. Harassing the characters is fine, we all love to see our favorite characters break apart :3

Enjoy your stay :)

16+ BLOG

Hello hello! Welcome to my Movie!sonic ask blog, as the entire thing suggests, this sonic is strictly from the movie-cannon and will act accordingly to his universe!

Other blogs (not movie-verse, game/comic verses)

@asktheevilgeniusesson (Game/comic accurate Badnik army)

@thedetectivechaotix (Game/Comic accurate Chaotix Team)

@agodlikehog (Sonic.EXE:The Disaster multi-muse verse)

@dyingstarlightabove (Fleetway askblog)

@alostsoulinthestars (Maria game-accurate askblog)

@aburningmemory (Game/Comic accurate verse of some of thr well-known girl characters, blaze-centered)

Blog directly affiliated with: @alostshadowfromthestars

This blog is meant to be a duo blog with my boyfriends above! This blog is movie!sonadow essentially. This version of movie!sonic is 18.

RULES:

1: NSFT asks are fine, just dont be a total creep! Movie!sonic is a fresh adult but is still learning about those kinds of things, but those asks are perfectly fine! Just dont be in detail or really weird (unless ur my boyfriend ofc)

2: Do not harass anybody on this blog. Anon hate will be deleted or just made fun of, do not harass/hate on other people if they decide to (for fun/for an m!a or js to mess with sonic) be rude, or etc. as long as its all directed to the character it is fine, dont be jackasses to eachother though.

3: Game/Comic cannon ask blogs, OCS, other movie blogs, ETC, are completely fine and are encouraged to interact if you’d like! I do not mind and i wont be mad, but sonic just might be alittle confused if a dupe or game/comic accurate blog interacts. Thats just how he’ll react, the mod is fine with it!

4: there WILL be sonic movie 3 spoilers in this blog. If you haven’t watched the movie and don’t want spoilers, it’d be best to not interact until you do so i dont spoil anything for you.

5: mod is a multishipper but is a diehard sonadow fan, i dont mind questions to sonic about other ships as long as you are not forcing a ship onto him/me, i already have this movie!sonic directly shipped with my boyfriends movie!shadow, but i dont mind you discussing about other ships if you see fit. (Just uh. No discussion about shipping him with knuckles, tails, or his human parents. That incest shits weird.)

guess what day it is... January 26th 2025..

the next time this can be reblogged is on the 26th of January in 2026

Only day you can reblog this

Here we go again /pos

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 | 💚🤍💙 [Gay]

🖤🤍💜🩶 [Demisexual]

💛🤍💜🖤 [The missing part of my gender /pos]

💙💗🤍💗💙 | 💗💙💙💙💗 [Transgender Transmasculine specifically]

@theskeletongames @sonikkublue @sonicexelle-junkary @askcupsandcasinos

make your pride flag(s) with heart emojis!

i’ll start:

aroace 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

aro 🖤🩶🤍💚💚

ace 🖤🩶🤍💜

agender 🖤🩶🤍💚🤍🩶🖤

apagender 🤎💜🤍🩶

genderqueer 💜🤍💚

lots of purple and green apparently!!

tagging @thediamondarcher @more-mousebites @paintedwingz @theo-zino-saurus @corryglover @the-world-wont-listenn @nobigdealeojustkeepitrealeo @bebop-robyn @cryingintoyourpillow & anyone else who would like to!!

' ' Thank you very much. ' '

' ' Could I give you a pat on the head? ' '

Asks a large standing wolf.

"... I'll allow it this time, Proceed."