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I'm pretty sure I'm experiencing love seriously for the first time (FINALLY)
Not gonna do anything about it tho I'm ugly as shit 😔
WHY DID NOBODY WARN ME ABOUT HOW HOT SHE IS???
I couldn't choose a photo, she looks amazing the whole chap 🙏🏻
you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard
When your bf reluctantly rescues you
HE LOOKED SO DISGRUNTLED THE WHOLE CHAPTER I'M CRYING
there’s a guy at work who’s forcing everyone in the breakroom to gender me right by yelling my name at any given moment
he also said he was sorry he read my deadname on the worksheet but was “going to get black out drunk and probably forget dw”
edit : im a trans guy, im out and on T but im very short that’s why my buddy asserts my gender for me i repeat he’s not outing me he’s doing it to keep me from being misgendered
FALSE ALARM I'M ABOUT TO CRY OUT OF JOY (I still have 0 chances lmao)
That awkward moment when you find out that your crush is in fact not into girls even though she looks like a girlkisser
That awkward moment when you find out that your crush is in fact not into girls even though she looks like a girlkisser
What I look for in a partner:
-Willing to stay in bed all day with my cats
-Willing to sing lullabies to my cats at night
-Willing to play at least 15 minutes a day with my cats
-Willing to treat my cats like real babies
-Willing to have foto seshs of my cats with me
I don't think my standards are too high
I wonder what other people think when these two pull up in their matching fits
I haven't seen much prompts about young!bruce, so I REALLY wanna use this post to hopefully find more fics of Bruce just being a slightly more of a little shit than he usually is as an adult, like the kind where the batfam sees how different his personality was before compared to..whichever is now for them.
I want them to see how cruel he used to be, how even more unhinged he was during his younger years, but in the flesh.
Like imagine a stressed out batfam finding out that Bruce does talk to his mother like she's still alive, or that he paralyzed a man when he was eight years old, and had to be treated at Arkham because of it.
as a girl i should be able to speak directly to the moon
Love is a gentle thing
yours is thicker than a velvet ring
just gonna start killing people i dont find funny
It will never not be funny to me how lost he looks
How that one 100k word fic looks like when you have an exam worth 50% of your grade the next day
I want more female Laios content
THE RUNNING AWAY TO BECOME AN ADVENTURER WITH HER KID IS SUCH A GOOD CONCEPT
Love the word "also". I have more things to say
*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho
Me with literally till my brothers bullied it out of me💔💔
but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse
The only thing keeping me going through exam season is the fact that I'm going to go see phantom of the opera the weekend after
found this on pinterest and i can’t stop thinking about how this looks like something house would print out and pin it in his office or on the whiteboard and he would be so smug about it and cameron would be SO irritated
kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow