Strawberry “Grandma” Candies

@all tucutes :) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBdUea4pBjT/?igshid=r1fhvu1au39s

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

Nightcore Mix | 1 Hour | 2020 | 1080p

Heck yeah

reblog to be added to an ed server

my friend and i set up a server for our eating disorder and it’s really snazzy i want ppl to join bc it’s pretty cool. we are funny it will be fun im bad at advertising but trust me

some of the favs pt. 2💕

comment your safe low calorie foods

I’m getting so fed up with ED tumblr

I realize I should leave, but I stay because I need a place to vent my emotions and thoughts. All of these posts talking about how much better life will be when you’re skinny are such bullshit. I just want to scream DO YOU REALLY WANT MY LIFE?! LET ME TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY LIFE WITH CHRONIC ANOREXIA (keep in mind that I’m 27 and have had this illness for a decade):

-I have absolutely no job history -I live solely off of disability income -I have little to no friends -I don’t have a college degree or much of a higher education -I’m an adult that lives with her parents -I do nothing but cry, starve, weigh, and repeat -I have no sense of who I am other than anorexic -I barely leave my room -I’m too weak to do much -I’ve lived my entire adult life in treatment centers and hospitals -My floor is covered in all the hair I’ve lost -My favorite parts of the day are the times I allow myself to eat one of the same three safe foods and when I’m tired enough to go to sleep -I cry myself to sleep over hunger and loneliness every night -I cry when I wake up knowing that I have hours left in the day to be alive

Do ya feel dAiNtY now?

Hey fatass. Were you thinking about eating? Well read this. Look at you. Look at yourself. YOU. ARE. FAT. You know why? Because you eat all the damn time, that’s why. You need to get off your lard ass and do some exercise. 100 jumping jacks, 70 crunches, 50 sit ups, 40 squats, 30 lunges, 20 mountain climbers, 10 push ups. It’ll feel much better than eating whatever the hell you were thinking about. Don’t eat that. Don’t you know what food is? It’s just a nice way to see fat. Fat just sits around and makes you jiggly and unattractive. You know who likes fatass people? NOBODY. You can’t control yourself, can you? Whatever you see, you just put it in your mouth, you don’t care that it just turns into fat. Sits around your stomach and fills in where your thigh gap would be if you were worthy of having one. Just do yourself a favour. Don’t eat that. Do some exercise, drink some water. I promise it’s better than eating whatever you were just thinking about. The craving will pass, i promise. Don’t eat, you’ll be happier.

@altarofbones

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

I completely forgot I saved this like months ago but honestly she’s the funniest person I fuckin love her

Y'all, I think I found THE SHIT.

So basically, my cousin has always had issues with his weight and he recently bought this tea, right? A month or two later and he's lost so much weight that he's actually underweight now and doesn't even have much of an appetite.

My whole family is joking about how he's a walking ad for that tea, so I'm getting some soon and I will tell y'all if it works and how it works.

The name of the tea is something like yerba mate.