What Is Heavier? A 200 Pounds Of Bricks Or 200 Pounds Of Feathers?

This one hits close to home. Love to all of you who have beautiful noses 😅❤️

I’m all here for the girls constantly pulling their mirrors out of their designer bag and checking their gloss, reapplying and pouting. The girls who spend forever in the bathroom staring at themselves, playing with their hair. The girls who love wearing falsies 24/7. All that extraness and vanity. I eat it up.

Please brain, just let me sleep...

just discovered the shoplifting community

oh my god.

there are a lot of delusional people on tumblr-this is one of the worst cases i’ve seen. 

if you are shoplifting for survival; i understand. i apologize for the tough situation you are in. 

if you are shoplifting for luxury makeup, cute clothes that only fit you, etc.; you suck. sorry bout it. there are so many employees who are punished for your doings. none of this is cute or brave, it’s disgusting. stop putting others at risk for a couple of earrings from Claire’s and 15 makeup palettes from Ulta. 

“cowards; you’re being ripped off by the system, by stores.” uhh last time i checked, exchanging legal tender in exchange for goods is a normal thing that helps companies and is fair to the purchaser??? if you think something is too expensive, don’t buy it :) (of course unless it’s a vital medication, etc.) 

oh, i almost forgot to mention~~stealing is ..wait…..illegal! so anti lifters are just ABIDING BY THE ACTUAL LAW (crazy, right????)

i hope ya’ll get arrested.

Logic

Me: So one cookie?

Anorexia: Not if you want to be skinny

Anxiety: What if you want more after one?

Depression: it’s not like you’ll be able to loose weight anyway, might as well eat all the cookies

Logic: You’ve already burned off all the calories you’re going to eat from that one cookie, it’s not going to do anything to you except maybe make you a little bloated-

Me: SKinNi NOW

Angsty Springtrap headcanon:

30 years in a dark room without any lights other than his eyes and glowing remnant built up his nyctophobia (fear of darkness) and sedatephobia (fear of silence).

At night when hes trying to sleep in his designated room inside Fazbears Fright, he has to leave the TV on and running to create light and have background noise before going to sleep.

However, he does find comfort in semi dark rooms (with light sources tho. Never completely dark) and less noise but never silent. Gentle rain or soft music is best to ease his nerves.

Darkness makes him feel cornered and trapped, weighing him down and suffocating him. Silence makes the voices and noises in his head louder until it becomes physically painful.

When combined for a certain period of time, he will self induce stasis (make himself go unconcious) as an escape inside his mind and remain like that for minutes to a handful of hours until hes calmed down enough to wake himself up. If he doesn't self induce stasis, he will begin to grow frantic and tear himself apart until he gets too stressed out and his systems shut down into stasis lock (a form of a coma that can last for a couple days to several years)

Skin Care Don’ts 🙅

Please don’t put lemon (or any citrus fruit) juice on your face! 🍋Lemon juice increases photosensitivity and can lead to chemical burns. There are safer alternatives, such as regulated AHAs for exfoliation or vitamin c serums for brightening.

BAKING SODA IS BAD FOR THE SKIN. I’m sorry, but it’s a fact. Your skin is acidic at a pH level of about 4.5. Baking soda, or sodium bicarbonate, is very alkaline at a pH of 9. Throwing off your skin pH like that is not good for you. Toothpaste has the same problem; plus toothpaste has a bunch of skin irritants in it’s formula.

Don’t use nose pore strips. They’re a huge gimmick. Those black dots on your nose are sebaceous filaments, not blackheads. Look it up. They’re natural and can be minimized through proper cleansing and BHAs. Pore strips can make your pores LARGER and also cause broken capillaries. I’d personally like to tell Biore to fuck off with their shame-based marketing.

Avoid hot showers/baths. 🛀  I know, it feels great! Unfortunately, the hot water strips your skin of its natural oils, leaving your skin dry and unhealthy. Also, if you feel lightheaded after a hot shower/bath, that means you’re dropping your blood pressure with the heat. Again, not good for you.

If a product burns your skin, DON’T USE IT. The burning does not mean it’s “working”. You can have a tingling effect from exfoliating products, but they should never burn.

Don’t over-exfoliate. I want to cry when people say they use scrubs every day! You should exfoliate physically 1-3x a week, depending on your skin. You can chemically exfoliate more frequently, but you still need to be careful. Raw, red, and flaky skin is not cute. 😡

Don’t use a bunch of new products at once. Patch test; it’s always worth it. It sucks when you wake up in the morning with a bunch of zits and irritation and you don’t know which one of the 5 new products you tried was the culprit.

STOP TANNING! ☀️️ Sun exposure is THE worst thing for your skin. Sun exposure accelerates aging and puts you at risk for skin cancer. Avoid excessive sunlight and wear sunscreen every day. 

Be wary of essential oils. Sensitive skin can be easily irritated by these seemingly natural ingredients. Natural is not always full-proof.

Don’t be aggressive towards your acne! BHAs and tea tree oil are great PREVENTATIVE ingredients. Once you have active acne, time (and AHAs) are the only thing that will make it go away. You can’t scrub it off, sorry.

Don’t pay a premium on anti-aging skin care.💰 Anti-aging is all in prevention. Stay hydrated, limit stress, don’t drink (to excess) or smoke, and use sunscreen. No cream will undo years of damage, even if it costs hundreds of dollars.

Cute Things the Signs Do

Aries: They get excited about something and then start talking faster and faster until they can hardly keep up with themself

Taurus: They use a ‘baby voice’ whenever they talk to their pets (some would do this in front of the president, and others would take the secret to their grave)

Gemini: Anticipates cliché pickup lines before they’re said but still flattered by them

Cancer: Laughs at their own jokes

Leo: Scared of the tiniest bugs

Virgo: Is sad when the sushi isn’t round

Libra: Ticklish asf

Scorpio: Still likes foods like chicken nuggets, goldfish crackers, and fruit roll-ups made for children

Sagittarius: They absolutely melt if/when you play with their hair

Capricorn: Won’t look you in the eye after they’ve rejected you for anything because they can’t stand to see you sad

Aquarius: They claim to hate being fawned over but actually enjoy it

Pisces: Would sacrifice themself to save the polar bears

Reasons I’m not binging ✨❤️

💕 to walk against the wind and not be scared of it outlining my tiny waist

💕 to go to school in a tight fitting uniform smelling good with my nails, hair and makeup done. I will turn others heads. My skin will glow, wearing only mascara, moisturiser and lip balm.

💕 to not change my outfit 15 times before giving up and wearing an oversized shirt and shorts.

💕 To have a thinner face. Accentuated cheek bones, sharp jawline and not having chubby cheeks that bunch when I smile.

💕 Wearing tiny singlets without showing my armpit fat clumping underneath the straps. It looks disgusting.

💕 Having a beautiful side profile - I see myself in photos and feel like vomiting. My terrible posture worsens my already fat body; bulging stomach, legs, arms and loose skin hugging my chin.

💕 To come out. I don’t want to come out as bi until I’m thin and beautiful, and girls won’t be uncomfortable around me because I’m not ugly and fat.

💕 To walk around the mall in sneakers, denim shorts and a black crop top showing my thin body and girls and boys admiring me.

💕 Not feeling invisible at school. Boys crushing on me. Hot boys. Girls crushing on me. Teachers being surprised when I get straight As while looking so beautiful and thin.

💕 Acting sexually to people attracted to me. Flirting, messing around, making out, etc. could never at my size right now.

💕 getting Instagram and posting beautiful photos of myself and friends in tiny tops and shorts.

💕 being friends with boys. Boys don’t want to be friends with girls unless they are a little attracted to them.