Crashcitycentral - Bitch, It’s Impulse

A bit about me

“Paranormal has never bothered me” I love the spirit realm and anything paranormal.I do not get scared easily. I’ve been and actress since I was four years old. I’m an aspiring Figure skater. I don’t have a lot of friends, because I’m weird. Like, abnormally weird. Uhmm... I don’t really know what else to say.

the coolest thing about bart is the irony in his personality bc he’s called impulse due to the whole single synapse theory with translating thought to immediate action and on the surface that paints him as being pretty impulsive but he’s actually a very simple, smart, and subtle person. he’s not super outgoing so much as he is bored by the world that surrounds him, so after some outbursts he loses himself in thought often and that gives way to this side of him that does think and ponder and reflect, which i feel like is rly comforting for neurodivergent readers who are treated as if their behavioral patterns are otherwise abnormal or inconclusive. it’s so nice to have a character who isn’t ostracized by the narrative for his thought process and who we get to see be insightful and endearing in his own, unique way. i love him so so much

Heyoo, my batfam and bart connoisseurs!

Interested in an upstarting multifandom server?Come join me and our new friends!

Hang out, kick up your feet. Talk fics, fanart, prompts, headcanons from all sorts of fan bases! DC, Danny Phantom, Dr Who, Good Omens, Marvel, crossovers!

Come over and let’s chat!

Hello!

if you've wanted a discord server that isn't limited to a single fandom, but instead has any fandom you want to chat in, good news!

there is one!

it's pretty much brand new, so there aren't many people, but as it grows I'll be adding different fandoms, so if there's something you're interested in and it doesn't have its own channels, just let me know.

there are currently channels for Danny Phantom, DC, the DPxDC crossover (because lets face it dpxdc is it's own fandom at this point), Marvel, Doctor Who and Good Omens

I hope to see you all in there!

Bart: Is that blood?

Tim: Where?

Bart: In your mouth

Tim: There's a cup of kimchin 30 centimeters from my mouth

Bart: Yes

Tim: What is the chance that blood is what I have in my mouth?

Bart: 1%?

Tim: 1%?

Bart: 1%

Tim: Less than 1%

Bart: 0.9%?

Tim: I think less

Bart: 0.3%?

Tim: Yeah, I think this is it

Bart: So, is that blood?

Tim: If there is a 0.3% chance of being blood what I have in my mouth, and a 99.7% chance of being kimchi what I have in my mouth, why do you ask me if it is blood what I have in the mouth?

Bart: Because there is a 0.3% chance of blood being what you have in your mouth!

Tim: Are you going to bet on a 0.3% chance ?!

Bart: I'm going!

Tim: Why ?!

Bart: Because I want to bet on a 0.3% chance!

Tim: Well, you're right

Bart: Am I?

Tim: I was eating kimchi and I bit my lip, satisfied?

Bart: So this is blood?

Tim: This is blood

Bart: So I did well to ask if it was blood!

Tim: Normally, you would be wrong

Bart: But this time I am correct

Tim: But it usually doesn't

Bart: But this time yes

Tim: By sheer luck

Bart: Admit I'm right!

Tim: FOR PURE LUCK

Bart: ADmit that I'm right!

Tim: Where is this conversation going to take?

Bart: I have no idea, I just wanted to know if it was blood!

Tim: That's blood!

Bart: Great!

Tim: It's not great, but I understand that you said "great" to finish the thought

Bart: Do you want a band-aid?

Tim: I want to!

Bart: I'll get it!

Tim: Thank you

Bart: What a useless conversation!

Me emerging from my room, complaining, and going back.

Inaccurate Flashfam quotes #3

Bart: speeding into the house and locking himself in his room

Wally, utterly confused: knocks Bart, you okay in there?

Bart, nervously: Hahaha, yea! Totally! Whywouldn'tIbe?

Loud bang from inside

Bart: screeching

Tim, crawling from the air duct: WHERE'S MY CHICKEN NUGETS?!

Wally: If you're coming with me on this mission, you need to follow my orders, understand?

Bart: I promise to follow you to the Letter.

Bart: As long as that letter isn't 'Q'.

Bart: Or any other vowel, for that matter.

Only intellectuals will understand

HAHAHAHA I FUCKING CAN’T XD

The canon LGBTAQ+ character of the day is:

You!!!