I Named Mine Ferb And I'm Making A Phone Case Of Him

I’m sorry… did you just call my boy a Twink?

I mean- true, but it’s canonically said.

Bart and Jay are like, the same but with different vibes.

Jay: 😈🔪💥Murder💥

Bart: 🥰💕✨Murder✨

You can’t tell me they wouldn’t. This is what they are.

LIsten

Wayne Family Roadtrip

Bruce - How’s everyone doing?

Dick - *staring out the window* Man this stick guy is doing some serious parkour

Steph - Yellow car! *thwaks Jason*

Jason - AW FUCK!

Damian - Are you two really that immature that you just can’t sit still for a period of time and–

Cass - Damian look!

Damian - Cass what coul– Oh my god it’s a farm!

Tim - I spy with my little eye something beginning with c

Duke - Coffee cup on the floor

Tim - Damn you’re good

Bart, muffled - Are we there yet

Bruce - Who was that!

Bart - ……….your conscience 

Bruce - Bartholomew Henry Allen is that you!

Bart - …………no………can someone pass me a twix I’m starving 

inaccurate Batfam quotes #16

Batboys going grocery shopping

Dick: In the cart

Jason: pushing the cart

Damian: Scowling at the two idiots he regretfully calls his brothers

Tim: Has a separate cart and getting the groceries, pretending to not know them

Everyone: Watching the two oldest people in the group be the most irrisponsible.

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

This is Maggie. She’s my healer and protection spirit. As a Wiccan that preforms many rituals and such, I suggest always having someone like her around. I’ve befriended her over the years for having her and found out what her life was like before she inhabited the doll. It’s very interesting talking to her. If your scared that it may be an unwelcome entity or harmful spirit, a simple ouija bored session will do. Ask them questions, but don’t annoy them. Spirits are lovely companions to have by your side, and they can help protect you from things you cannot see with your bare eyes.

IDFK

Imagine an abortion company where the slogan is "we dont shoot the babies into you, we shoot the babies already there"

Tim, absolutely sleep deprived and not even drinking coffee at this point, just inhaling caffeine: Life if just a long bingo game and the reward is death.

Jason, also sleep deprived and an intellectual: the fuck are you on about? Death is controlled by the three sisters past, present, and future with their magic scissors and thread.

Bart, ALSO sleep deprived and sprawled out on the couch and Jason’s lap: Be my Hercules.

Jason: Bold of you to assume I’m not Meg.

Tim, dropping his head in his hands: My life amounts to nothing more than a thread.

Bruce, extremely concerned for all of them: … okay.

Friendly reminder that English wasn’t Bart’s first language.

*Continues pressing every button* “WHAT ARE THESE ALIEN CONTROLS. GET OUT OF MY HEAD! EQUATIONS... CONSPIRACY!!!!”

panic really does turn you into a complete fucking moron huh