Cowpoke-in-the-clouds - Cowpoke In The Clouds

Can’t believe this freak won the Official 2025 Tumblr Sexyman Contest

btw this post is about Arthur Morgan and John Marston in that order

My favorite fictional characters fall into two categories, those being

1) I want to delicately pin them up in a display case as you would a butterfly in order to study and preserve their every feature and trait and shield them from The Horrors™️

2) I want to put them in a prescription bottle and shake them around

Got 8 likes on twitter trying my chance here

thats my fat old man!!

context: @sexyman-contest-2025

The visceral rage that just filled my body

Yall know the mission "My Last Boy"? Yeah the one where Dutch sends a bunch of the native Americans to their deaths, the one where Arthur leads Dutch to the money, the one where Arthur gets steam blown in the face, where Dutch leaves him and he would have died if it wasn't for Eagle Flies? Yeah that one. Arthur isn't paid anything for that mission.

Instead we are given a little message saying "the other half is split between the gang members who worked the job" meaning Dutch does not think Arthur contributed in that mission.He killed all those folk, he fought, he almost died and he showed Dutch the location of the money, yet he didn't get anything because he didn't work it apparently.

I would genuinely be willing to put up with being a woman in the late nineteenth century if I could just give Arthur Morgan a hug

mr morgan

Hey so um this is making me sick with grief

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