Imagine You’re Some Little Evil Woman Sitting In Hades’ Throne Room When Orpheus Walks In To Make

Imagine you’re some little evil woman sitting in Hades’ throne room when Orpheus walks in to make a deal to get Eurydice back, and Hades is like “yeah ok, just don’t look back otherwise she has to stay here” then walks out of the room. Almost immediately after hearing the conditions, Orpheus breaks his own neck so that it is physically impossible for him to turn it, and then demands that you gouge out his eyes for good measure. Eurydice then gets really upset because she’s convinced this is a sign that Orpheus hates her and never wants to see her again, and Orpheus is completely convinced that this was a normal and logical thing to do.

You are literally the only person in the universe who recognizes this as an act of love. They both then insult you to your face for thinking this is anything other than very normal (Orpheus), or petty hatred (Eurydice).

You are Ianthe Tridentarius.

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1 week ago

do you think obi wan and cody would always tell each other that "duty comes first" and they both know it should but also they are both kinda lying to themselves cause they both see each other as more important than their duty, they just can't act on it. and then order 66 happens. and obi wan finds out that it was an order from palpatine. and he thinks that after everything, duty did come first for cody.

2 months ago

The denial is so true! Jily were indeed the biggest influencers. They absolutely haunt the story! Had they not defied voldemort, harry wouldn't even be the prophecy child. Jily's love was the biggest, and I mean the absolutely biggest reason for harry being alive and protected. Many twists and turns in the story had been because of them.

The blood protection, Harry's patronus, the invisibility cloak, their appearances throughout the series, active influence by being order of the phoenix members, appearing as ghosts during the graveyard fight and through the resurrection stone. There's so much more!

This is not meant to say that harry thought about his parents before deciding each and every action because harry is his own person. He's an orphan and he came to terms with that right from the beginning but Jily haunt the story in a broader frame.

It's undeniable that jily are a huge driving force of the entire series.

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2 months ago

the best genre of media is lesbians who cannibalize each other


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2 months ago

i think my biggest issue with the “i wish i was a lesbian so i wouldnt have to date men” people (other than the obvious neglect of homophobia) is that i am a lesbian not because i hate men but because i LOVE women

we are not on the same level

the universe made u straight cuz i would not be a good enough lesbian sorry you failed the audition

the fundamental criteria for being a lesbian is loving women; hating men is a cheap knock-off, and you’re misinterpreting our scripture

“im supposed to be a lesbian, i hate men ” you say, yet you still centre men gtfo rookie


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2 weeks ago

I love when people are like “I can’t believe you reblogged that despite their user name, icon, bio, and last twenty posts” bc to me my dash is the only part of this website and I’m not slowing down to look at urls you could all be the same person

3 months ago

yes, and

marylene is the new marylily

quillkiller is the new rosekiller

prongsfoot is the new wolfstar

moonwater is the new jegulus


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1 month ago

the paralell of james not having siblings because his parents were too old to have more kids, and harry not having siblings because his parents died too young to have more is killing me

2 weeks ago

It’s so hard being someone who loves canon Sirius Black and going into the Sirius Black tag only to see posts about w*lfstar and j*gulus, along with the worst takes I’ve ever read in my entire life.

Honestly, with all due respect, a lot of you are a bit stupid, yes.

2 months ago
Evolution Of My Dnd Pc :))))

evolution of my dnd pc :))))

she’s a former pirate captain turned fighter lich (dead from 27-47 which explains the age)


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3 months ago

your james potter gets mad at sirius post prank my james potter kills severus in broad daylight to see sirius happy

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