Becoming An Adult Is Weird

becoming an adult is weird

one day in June you will go to a cafe and think to yourself “the chicken mango sandwich sounds great” then you’ll stand there for ten minutes thinking what the fuck???

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2 months ago

every day i wake up, brush my teeth, eat breakfast, and spend thirty minutes manifesting that the wedding in alecto the ninth is kirianthe

4 months ago

he stared at you for forty lines, but you thought about me every day for fourteen years

you thought he was the traitor, but you would have died rather than betray me

you tried to use him to kill snape, but you came to my house when you had no where else to go

he married a girl 15 years his junior, but my wife wrote you a letter saying you needed to come by the house because i was going crazy cooped without you

he thought youd actually betrayed my family, but you lived the remainder of your life just to avenge us

he thought you were just like the rest of your family, but i made you my child’s godparent and protector of our secret

he died running from his child, you died protecting mine

wolfstar vs prongsfoot is funny bcz wolfstarr is like "was it casual when i stared at you for forty lines straight" and prongsfoot is like "was it casual when i escaped the solitary-confinement-torture-prison to protect your son who hated me, got him an expensive broomstick anonymously just to make him happy and snuck into hogwarts just to see him play even though it could've literally costed me my soul"


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5 months ago

this cannibal who wishes she was was gods daughter is desperately trying to sleep with you

god wishes you were his daughter. but you’re in a toxic yuri situationship with god’s actual daughter. and you have the hots for this bitch he considers his ex who never truly reciprocated his feelings. and that bitch was secretly in love with your great great great (x100) grandma. who was besties with god.

3 months ago

Omg the way I’m screaming and smiling and kicking my feet over your addition to my dribble ❤️It’s amazing and I love it!!

omg i just saw this (still newish to tumblr) !

this is exactly how i felt when u responded to mine 🫶

3 months ago

You fools. Gideon Nav isn’t Orpheus. She’s Eurydice. Harrowhark Nonagesimus is the most Orpheus-coded character that has ever existed

3 months ago

happy birthday remus lupin! heres one of my fav pics of you to celebrate. you look great here

Happy Birthday Remus Lupin! Heres One Of My Fav Pics Of You To Celebrate. You Look Great Here
1 month ago
Here’s Lesbian Luke, Cuz He Was Serving Femme Realness In Those Chanel Boots

here’s lesbian luke, cuz he was serving femme realness in those chanel boots

dinluke is butchfemme spread the word !!

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Dykes

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Dykes

happy lesbian visibility week; i made obiwan and anakin butch


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1 month ago

I thought I should share with you some of the prongsfoot's arts, which I ordered earlier

This's one of my favorite arts from TeFa*

I love the way TeFa* portrays James and Sirius, but you should know that she also has absolutely amazing drarry and linny (ac: tefa_art_ (on X))

I ordered this art for the scene of one of the chapters of grandfathers au (that Sirius has bad days, but James always supports him)

I Thought I Should Share With You Some Of The Prongsfoot's Arts, Which I Ordered Earlier
4 months ago

Kittywater date night. Making a collage about the Drak Lord.

Kittywater Date Night. Making A Collage About The Drak Lord.

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