The Nuclear Family Setup Is So Stupid. We Should All Live In Interconnected Tunnels With Our Friends.

Sparkle on! It’s wednesday! Don’t forget to be yourself!

I can’t stop thinking now about how Malleus and Lilia represent the extreme of “centuries-old fae reacts to modern technology” but on opposite ends.

like…to Mal it is a magic beyond his understanding. he’s vaguely aware that there’s this thing called “the internet” but god only knows how he thinks it works. someone unscrews a plastic casing in front of him and it blows his mind.

meanwhile Lilia is just like

my friends will bully me and they will be justified

70s au?? Kinda???

its a problem

I made more twst trash

"oh you're bi too? haha attracted to every woman and five men amiright" don't put words in my mouth. don't put your baggage on me. if you saw the men i wanted to fuck you'd hurl.

A very wet Zevlor

Tobacco propaganda worked so well on me, I think smoking is so hot. This is easily one of the top 7 most cringe things I find sexy, just totally manufactured by some dipshit Marlboro ad exec in a dipshit lab somewhere. My only saving grace is that abs do nothing for me