Me On My Daily Depression Walk, Blasting Music That Sounds Like Pots And Pans Banging Together:

i love that the batman (2022) is just an emo and a cat girl fighting a redditor, or as i like to call it: the average discord lobby

‘i can fix him’ ‘i can make him worse’ well I can pick him up like this.

reverse bear trap

I hate Kipperlilly - but this level of nickname shenanigans would have killed me on the spot in high school

live or die, make your choice

Pick a movie. Keep one actor. Everyone else is a Muppet.

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

I saw this post and I've drawn some conclusions.

When I go to uni to study historical archaeology and they ask what got me interested in the mysteries of history I can’t say it was two (2) guys on YouTube hunting ghouls, solving murders and preforming various musical numbers through the power of puppetry