Instead Of Doing The Work That I Was Supposed To Do Today, I Decided To Illustrate One Of My Biggest

you ever just throw it back in a pitch-black room at 2am by yourself to ABBA?

gotta love crippling perfectionism kicking in when it literally doesnt matter and i can do whatever i want

those were my DRAWING FINGERS

She don't bite, I think

i hate that i like kuris dads design so much he's so pleasing to look at for me. but i want to beat him to death :(

TGIF thank god iFor fDylan

my bad guys i left the bismuth dragons alone for a couple decades and now they set up a panopticon-style swarm of amazon echo dots mandated by the city-state in everyone's homes that see everything entirely by sound

the only upside is that the one dragon whose consciousness is in all of them can barely process all the information at once, so action on any suspicious activity IS delayed a couple. hours.

tumblr algorithm: recommends me posts based on tags i have used

me, shocked and appalled: you MARKET to Smoothie? you MARKET to them like the consumer? oh! oh! jail for tumblr! jail for tumblr for One Thousand Years!

a selection of artist memes hand-picked and curated by me based on my own experiences

if a wife is defeated she will split into several wifelings, which can tunnel through gravel

Goodbye Art Tumblrs

i am deleting all of my art here forever. you dont get any more until never, probably. Patreon if you want it. Might start posting stuff there. not even tier-locked probably. until they start doing AI shit too. Hell world torment nexus nightmare realm. we are in the darkest timeline.

my countermeasures probably won't affect reblogs, so i ask of you. if you have reblogged my art: delete it and reblog this instead. I am dead serious i will be extremely upset if my shit gets scraped enough to make even a semi-accurate model of my art.