This Is About Proshippers Btw. I Know Very Little About Them But What I Do Know Scares Me. Stay Away

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

i've been considering adding a fifth humor into the body. Don't know what its gonna be yet, but it's going to revolutionize biology.

No more vague "I'm going to do evil experiments" larping. Tell me what fucked up experiments you ACTUALLY want to conduct on human test subjects

5houghts on the minecraft movie teaser trailer?

I hope everyone involved with the film finds themselves stricken by the Pharaoh's curse and they all die within the span of 4 years

People losing it at the ‘pause button’ suggestion for Elden Ring are not prepared for my ‘tourist mode’ suggestion.

There should be a mode where people like me can just run around and look at the pretty landscape and soak in the atmosphere with the soundtrack. All NPCs and Bosses are still there, but instead of fighting you they stand still and do a lil wave 👋 as you admire them. Maybe some start reciting the game lore like they’re tour guides lol

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

Artists, reblog and tell me in the tags what your favourite and least favourite part of your process is! With digital art, I love lineart so much, but I get really impatient with filling in flat colours.

You are never safe from electrocution. Maelstrom dragons can only really GET YOU if it's wet, so you might think to escape to the deserts, but watch out

Electrum dragons can more easily GET YOU with their static buildup the drier it is, with water being their counter. The safer you are from one, the more the other can attack

makes you wonder if theres ever been team rocket like duos of these guys

Diversity win! The unregulated monarch that singlehandedly shuffles around the class system of a whole nation on a whim with no regard for his citizens is gay!

oh shit i forgot to make that post. its been a few months and uh. HAHA YES IM FREE. i sure am. do you get context for this? no. but i remember. :3

one of these days i will make a post thats just like "HAHA YES! I'M FREE!!!!" and then you will know. i will be free.

the algorithm is being unkind today i keep having to exorcise it