Incidentally, Are Either Of Those Strioboros Characters Of Yours Single? 👀👀👀

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accidentally deleted my old pinned while deleting all of my art due to the AI bullshit on 2/27/2024.

Hi, I'm Smoothie. I don't know what I'm going to do with this blog. However, do not follow me if you are a minor. I'm not gonna be filtering myself anymore. If i see you following me and you're a minor, you will be blocked.

I am an artist, but you're going to have to take my word on that due to tumblr's AI bullshit.

I use they/them, subject to update later maybe idk. yadda yadda fuck off terfs. i block people liberally.

they should invent a kind of venting where i can be really vague without people asking questions and still talk with them about my very specific problem

You are not That Bitch. Being That Bitch is the grind-killer. Being That Bitch is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face the pressure of The Bit. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where it has gone, there will be nothing. Only 💦💦Big Top💦💦(45) will remain.

Sweating chanting "You are not That Bitch you are just being rude to strangers on Grindr" in the bathroom mirror like a littany

Tonight we are drawing. With intense i want to die emotions. But we are drawing.

imagine if dragons could get their breath weapons enchanted with a spell. like the nefarious state-funded police force (questing knights) are raiding a dragon's cave and it hits them with acid breath that also casts Ralchear's Unskippable Advertisement. or a dragon that can only breathe little sparkler sparks gets help from the friendly wizard and now casts Greater Cone of Chlorine Trifluoride simultaneously.

what im saying is wizards and dragons could have symbiotic relationship and reshape the world in their image

MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR

sometimes I see things that are so absurdly horny that it circles back around to being sexless you know what I mean

PSA: Paypal on some more shady shit

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tag an artist save a life etc

art posts deleted. art sideblog deleted. this is now a funnypost personal account. the torment nexus will not win today.

Goodbye Art Tumblrs

i am deleting all of my art here forever. you dont get any more until never, probably. Patreon if you want it. Might start posting stuff there. not even tier-locked probably. until they start doing AI shit too. Hell world torment nexus nightmare realm. we are in the darkest timeline.

my countermeasures probably won't affect reblogs, so i ask of you. if you have reblogged my art: delete it and reblog this instead. I am dead serious i will be extremely upset if my shit gets scraped enough to make even a semi-accurate model of my art.

whats crazy is my name is like. i thought it would be easy and intuitive but i guess nobody in america knows what the five vowel system is. its spelled with an E its spelled with another E not A or I or U or O and then if i spell it and people get that right they start PRONOUNCING it extremely wrong. americans are not familiar with central vowels or the letter e, i have found