Human Shoulders Have NO RIGHT Being That Tasty I Swear

Pinned 2024

accidentally deleted my old pinned while deleting all of my art due to the AI bullshit on 2/27/2024.

Hi, I'm Smoothie. I don't know what I'm going to do with this blog. However, do not follow me if you are a minor. I'm not gonna be filtering myself anymore. If i see you following me and you're a minor, you will be blocked.

I am an artist, but you're going to have to take my word on that due to tumblr's AI bullshit.

I use they/them, subject to update later maybe idk. yadda yadda fuck off terfs. i block people liberally.

gotta love crippling perfectionism kicking in when it literally doesnt matter and i can do whatever i want

changing my name to "Josh" and immediately seeing a leaderboard and annotated minimap appear in multiple corners of my vision

reminder to myself to never go into the comments of a post with any sizeable amount of notes about a Totally Normal and Innocuous Thing or Experience because i forgot that those are the cracks that let me peer directly into hell

call my pants pistons the way i uh. the w\

covid coming in clutch giving me the time to fix my desktop and the inability to bring it to someone else for help

by the end of the day i WILL be able to draw and play minecraft again

update: i still have not found a single Traveller at a space station. i need them glyphs to get to the center of the galaxy quick. ATLAS is smiting me for my hubris

im trying to get the "To Live Forever" achievement in No Man's Sky so i started a permadeath run. It is Hard. not because of any of the actual permadeath stuff, no no. i am very good at the game. it is hard because i have to spend 5 hours building a base EVERY GODDAMN TIME. it is part of the MAIN QUEST. that you CANNOT IGNORE. seething. i absolutely despise this part of the game and if I turn off tutorial quests then it doesn't count as a permadeath run, for some reason...

no mans sky, i love you but like. come on. 40 side quests are not essential to the main quest

its time to finally get a new brush and start working with that. a few drawings will be awkward until i get the settings and stuff right, but then i will finally be on my way to 1000 hmmm.

WOWZA i am going to be struggling for a long time to improve my art i realize. literally every artist i look up to and try to learn from has super thin lineart and lots of detail but i keep falling into thick lineart. i have to fix that but its so hard. maybe i need to get my eyes checked out.