Happy Birthday Worstie

obsessed with engarde dropping his benign idiot persona to reveal that he’s evil and your immediate assumption being ‘oh he was pretending to be stupid as part of his persona he’s actually smart’ and then the game wasting no time at all in saying no he’s still incredibly stupid he’s just also evil

sentences from my wip matt/juan hurt/comfort fic that i had a little giggle while writing because matt engarde third person limited pov is one of my favorite writing styles:

- ...he doesn’t know where to put his hands and they rest awkwardly on Matt’s shoulders, and there’s enough space in between them to appease Jesus at a fucking middle school dance. [just to clarify the 'he' here is not Juan]

- ...the guy’s only sticking his tongue in Matt’s mouth and not doing anything with it. He’s like a frog. [this is the same guy as above, still not Juan]

- He slurs out a response that amounts to something something whiskey dick, and he’s in the clear for now.

- Matt’s in a high enough tax bracket that buying everyone in this seedy shithole three rounds of his favorite top shelf brandy wouldn’t make a dent in his monthly earnings, but he’s not the type to turn down free booze.

im a summer camp counselor & soccer was one of our activities today. some of my campers play on travel teams so we were actually strategizing talking about formations and who would play what position. they asked me if i used to play because I knew so much. Did not have the heart to tell them "oh no kids I just watch anime" so I was like "no I just watch it sometimes!!"

then proceeded to score a goal with a kick that sailed past like 3 kids & one counselor's head. just call me isagi yoichi at this point

When the main manga doesn't have our backs Kunigiri stans, we can count on Episode Nagi 🔥

Wocky kitaki and matt engarde comm I made for @pisskingirl on twt!🥰

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[2021] snek

some of my favourite blue lock characters!!

i meant to be a casual fan but it ended up ruining my life

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