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Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

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me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

Teacher: “So, who’s presenting next?”

Me: 

someone turn this into a fic, i’ll pay you with my endless love