SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WATCH WRESTLING EXPLAIN THIS

there are 3 possible outcomes for if you ask your artist friend to draw something for u and they say yes:

they draw it in 2 hours

they draw it in 6 months and apologize endlessly

they never draw it and spend the next 5 years bathing in guilt 

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

guest challenges gaston to a push up contest. (x)

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

Some warships used to be painted like optical illusions. The intention of ‘dazzle camouflage’ was not to conceal a ship, but rather to mislead the enemy by disrupting the ship’s outline to make its range, speed, and heading more difficult to estimate- much like the effect of patterns found on jaguars, giraffes, and zebras. Source Source 2

Kamigami no Asobi - nicknames ヽ(♡‿♡)ノ

Spaaaaaaace and the TARDIS