Cooler-ian - 🌙 Moon Apoligist🌙

do you think Diavolo's powers account for body language? Like if he asked you a question and you nodded but that nod was a lie would he pick up on it?

This reads like something I'd write while crying but okay

Crack theory

While MC is in the past after the whole time travel nightbringer situation, the brothers in the original timeline have to go on with their lives without MC including celebrating their birthdays without MC

And that's why there's no birthday events

But that's just a theory! A GAME THEORY!!!

Do you guys remember that one scene between Diavolo and Barbatos?

The one where Dia, after cool epic fuckary, was like "be honest with me, what do you think of my behavior" and Barbatos, much like a robot gave the auto answer "I think your great" or like smth?

Idk where specifically it's from but it's one of my favorite moments between them because of all the relationship dynamic implications, like the way Diavolo looked after after the fact? The way Barbatos bairly hesitated to answer?

It makes me think about how many times they've had that exact exchange, how many times Diavolo could of came to Barbatos for some sort of reprimand or guidance for anything other than his public reputation and how many times he was probably shut down

Honestly, seeing things that way makes me understand more why Diavolo prefers Lucifer to Barbatos, like-

I feel like Barbatos is constantly lying to him? Like there's no way in hell Barbatos is always just.. on his side?

To date I think there's only been maybe 2 cases of Barbatos evenly slightly against Diavolo? And one of them doesn't even count cause he was just stonewalling him (the silent treatment but it's his job to respond)

So ya anyways, Barbatos is a bad mother sorry

(I'll make an actual headcannon post for my Diavolo Barbatos non-sexual/ parent-child relationship ideas uhh eventually if enough ppl care lol)

MISS PAULING GAY AS HELL!!!!

(insane pansexual rambling under the cut)

IF THAT WERE ME AND THE ADMINISTRATOR WAS ALL UP IN MY FACE LOOKING DESPREATE AND INSANE AND EXITED AND TIRED AND INSANE I'D GO INSANE!!! ME AND THAT DYING MAN AND HER ALL NIGHT EVERYWHERE ON EVERY PIECE OF FURNITURE!!! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND!!! NOT ONLY WOULD I GIVE HER THE ROCK ID SHOVE IT DOWN THAT CORPSES THROAT FOR HER SO SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO GET HER HEAVENLY MAGNIFICENT HAND DIRTY!!- AND WE'D KISS INFRONT OF HIM SO HE HAD TO WATCH US WHILE HE SUFFERS!!! THEN WE'D KISS HIM AS WELL!!! MISS PAULING NEVER LOVED THE ADMINISTRATOR!!!!!

IVE BEEN SILENTLY OBSESSED WITH THE ADMINISTRATOR FOR 17 YEARS!!! IM BREAKING MY SILENCE!!?? ADMINISTRATOR KINNIES RISE UP 😭😭😭

The second scene he was in they started relentlessly mocking him and he was literally just standing there like 🧍‍♂️

Luke is in a constant state of fear and honestly I agree with him, fuck these demons.

Come on, we all know Barb accepts payment in tea and tea ONLY

They've originally gave him money but he tried to make tea with it 🙏😔

That cup? That's a months worth of salary right there

The more I think about Diavolo and Barbatos, the more I realize I'd be a horrible Stepparent, Disney level bad. like- no I can not love that child it ain't mine why's it looking at me-

Barbatos come get your son;;;

You guys think Paradise Lost was always shaped like a wing? Or did it gain that shape after Lucifer showed up? Because I'm getting a feeling that free will in the whb universe don't exist for anyone

A small child approachs Diavolo, yells "I like your dress" then runs away. Diavolo does not get a chance to respond.

Barbatos rounds the corner, he walks directly past you, without eye contact or a greeting. He's covered in flour and eggs, head to toe...

Mammon final got a W. The world shivers.