My Shirt That Says “not A Danger To Myself And Others” Getting Me Asked A Lot Of Questions Already

huh.

I just realized there are probably new people playing Nightbringer that never played the original Obey Me that only know Barbatos as this passive aggressive angry bitch that tries to murder Solomon

Idk what to do with this information-

The more I think about Diavolo and Barbatos, the more I realize I'd be a horrible Stepparent, Disney level bad. like- no I can not love that child it ain't mine why's it looking at me-

Barbatos come get your son;;;

Hey pet au people, I have a question.

what are you imagining?

When you say stuff like, "Belphlgor is usually solitary but when paired with Beelzebub has an easier time cohabitating with two or more other pets" are you imagining the boys in their demon forms? As animals? Is it a Catboy situation, or are they just their normal selves but demons are seen as pets? How big are they?

When you say the names specifically and apply specific behaviors on them, are we as readers supposed to take that as them being a species? Hypothetically could I adopt like 5 Lukes?

Ok so, that was more than one question but still-

What'd they say to him

if you're still doing requests, maybe a crying obm character? i really like the way you draw expressions!!

Thank you and sure thing ♥ I haven't drawn Barbatos mush so I thought I'd choose him for this one.

thinking about how angels and demons treat their kids compared to humans, like-

was the demon kings neglect really extreme enough to be some form of abuse in actual demon society? Why is Luke expected to cook for Simeon and Solomon? Why is Luke treated so- weirdly??

For Diavolo, I think he was overselling his tragic childhood a bit- I'm your average Diavolo hater but I seriously do think he was just severely under socialized and if he was around other children and their parents he would realize that hey, my dad definitely has something against me but he's a pretty basic demon parent™️ (also he would resent his own species less frfr)

I say this because of the casual(?) way he treated that death trap his father called teaching in nightbringer, I like to imagine that he's actually grown since his comically lonely childhood and is able to rationalize it properly.

Anyways this post is actually mostly about Luke

so, I feel like Luke wouldn't understand what to do if you held your hand out to him, like I imagine angels don't really chaperone their youngest that directly,

(considering how much they put the little lad to work and how in nightbringer Luke took over the cooking entirely??? Like- immediately?)

so Luke wouldn't understand the very human desire to protect their stupid offspring in small ways,

human children are barely alive and will fully walk into the street if unsupervised, angel children will not.

If you were out in public with Luke and you're leaving a store and you do that silent stretching out your hand for them to take that parents do he would just stare at you like "why's your hand in my face 🤨" it would probably be real awkward

(Sorry for rambling I didn't sleep will probably delete this and rewrite it better tomorrow?)

I've seen loads of people theorise that Sun and Moon essentially have a panic attack continually switching between each other if they are in dim light, and ya thats a really funny to me too, but I have a maybe more realistic(?) idea on it~!

Headcanon: in dim lighting Sun and Moon have free choice over who gets to be activated at any given moment, but their AI inspects there situation and automatically decides who should be active~ 

(like if there's a kid full on sobbing Sun would most likely activate, but if that same child is known to prefer Moon then it would activate)

~but they more or less are able to switch at will, and can probably suppress each other, 

Imagine: its naptime at the daycare but instead of the full naptime process going through the lights just dim while the daycare theme goes off, Sun, instead of reporting this or letting Moon do his job, instead chooses to keep playing and entertaining the kids, while Moon is like yelling at him in the background of his mind,,, And because all the kids in the daycare are so young a lot of them end up later falling asleep anyways, and then after naptime ends all of the kids are tired and/or sleeping so Sun ends up just 🧍 and doesn't know what to do

Sobbing

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Cringe culture is the reason I can't find the hyper specific fanfics for new fandoms I'm in but there are countless for specifically Sherlock Holmes and I'm just-

I am starved of content in so many ways

Female Sheep please I made this post pre reveal, but also. Spoilers bellow I suppose

-On fabsnap Satan was discussing "The Eighth Dynasty of The Devildom" where the Demon King Gardonus drafted a series of policies called “Wings of Darmius” to put pressure on the Celestial Realm which ultimately shifted the political winds in the Devildom’s favor. Based on the fabsnap, Gardonus is a past King rather than Diavolo’s father, and that fucking sucks but like I'll never say no to world building

Im sorry but Diavolo's name being Diavolo is the same as english people naming their kids random greek words and you know The Demon King speaks some sorta horrible ancient dead demon language

I love the thought of Diavolo's parents just with a list of random english and spanish words like "ooh look at this one- iniquitous, It means "evil incarnate" so cute <3!"

Like they just straight up named thier kid Devil wtf is his dads name then? DIABLO?!?!?

sorry for probably spam reblogging, I'm really normal abt ur blog. Hope I didn't clog up your notes :q

Hello colourful cake 1

Do it more actually nothing of note going on in those notes.

I need people to interact with me so I still feel real you don't understand.

Falling for Solomon a little harder everyday... Sigh

you and solomon were insufferable.

sometimes the brothers thought you both did it on purpose. they wouldnt put it past solomon to be so lovey dovey with you just to rub it in their face, but you would never! right? still every time they saw you and solomon being domestic together every one of them had to hold back the feeling that you were doing this to get under their skin.

they’d catch you cooking for solomon, humming to yourself while he sits nearby reading a book or working on something quietly. you would help solomon put on his jacket when he would leave and sometimes he’d tie your shoes for you. or you would feed him a bite of your desert from your spoon. you both ran errands for each other. you’d even write solomon little notes for him to find. it was like the two of you were an old married couple, domestic and in love, and it annoyed the brothers to no end.

they never said anything to you, but every now and then solomon would catch a glimpse of them scowling at him, and he was living for it.

for: @ratbabyari