My Controversial Fandom Statement For The Day Is That Diavolo May Be Kind, He May Be Beefy, But He Is

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I love him, but we all know Raphael is a bitch

I’m pretty sure all the hype and love over Sun is just the leftover hole in our hearts from foxy not being our perfect good guy baby. We were all so devastated as kids that now that one of our robo “friends” is proven to simply not want to kill us, we make him our good guy baby and all grasp the concept by the ass and never let go

plus Sun is cute

WHICH FUCKING CHAT??? SCREENSHOTS. I DEMAND IT.

Luke: Mmmh Barbatos?

Barbatos: Yes, Luke?

Luke: *shy* Have you ever been called cute?

Barbatos: *smiling in a macabre way* Yes.

Luke: Oh! And what did you tell them afterwards?

Barbatos: Let's just say that no one who has spoken those words to me lives to tell it. *leaves the room*

Luke: *gulping* I guess no one is crazy enough to call Barbatos Cute.

Later that day

Mc: *entering the room* Where is my cute butler?

Barbatos: ...

Mc: Cute, beautifull, lovely and the most precious demon in de word.

Barbatos: ...

Mc: Aren't you my most cute, cutie baby?

Barbatos: I am, indeed *smiling*.

Mc: Awwww *hugging the demon*.

Barbatos: *embracing them even tighter*.

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Based on a chat of Obey me shall we date ☺️.

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Need to open a dialogue about why doing what steelwool did to Sun+Moon was objectively a war crime

The second scene he was in they started relentlessly mocking him and he was literally just standing there like 🧍‍♂️

Luke is in a constant state of fear and honestly I agree with him, fuck these demons.

Babygirl don't just stand there~ help me hide this body~~<3

Mc, over phone: Okay, what time do you wanna come over?

Mammon: I'm two minutes away and I'm sprinting towards your house, I'll be there in a minute!

Mc: What?

Mammon, from outside their window: What?

It's their first time going to prison in the human world ✨

Refs below! Taken directly from the movie trailer Barbie :) The instance I saw the scene, I knew it had to be them lmao

(I know the suits are not their human world ones', just thought they would fit their photographs better! :D)

trans ppl are NOT real neither are gay people or men .