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Herald makes me feel things, most of them are hate but also the fact that I know if I even tried to slightly get close to him I'll start liking the bastard makes me very insert negative emotion here

WHICH FUCKING CHAT??? SCREENSHOTS. I DEMAND IT.

Luke: Mmmh Barbatos?

Barbatos: Yes, Luke?

Luke: *shy* Have you ever been called cute?

Barbatos: *smiling in a macabre way* Yes.

Luke: Oh! And what did you tell them afterwards?

Barbatos: Let's just say that no one who has spoken those words to me lives to tell it. *leaves the room*

Luke: *gulping* I guess no one is crazy enough to call Barbatos Cute.

Later that day

Mc: *entering the room* Where is my cute butler?

Barbatos: ...

Mc: Cute, beautifull, lovely and the most precious demon in de word.

Barbatos: ...

Mc: Aren't you my most cute, cutie baby?

Barbatos: I am, indeed *smiling*.

Mc: Awwww *hugging the demon*.

Barbatos: *embracing them even tighter*.

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Based on a chat of Obey me shall we date ☺️.

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it's so funny to me cause half of the fandom is so dead set on this man like- making a human/angel meat farm or some shit and he's just out here losing the fight against his daddy issues

YESSSS!!

YOU. MY ONLY ALLY IN THIS WAR. THIS ONE SIDED WAR. MY ONLY ONE. I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR SO LONG!

THERE IS NOTHING. THIS LAND IS DRY AND BARREN, NO CROP TO BE FOUND

Barbatos and Diavolo have so much potential for literally anything! angst? Fluff? Hurt/Comfort? Hurt no comfort? yes yes to all of them

I have been starving forever... I have so many thoughts

I think there's a disturbing lack of platonic Barbatos x Diavolo fanfic. Liiike...Diavolo grew up basically an orphan and Barbatos kind of adopted him

Diavolo's mom died and his dad flat out semi-abandoned him and Diavolo was left alone. His only friend was Mephistopheles and the term "friend" doesn't feel quite right since he only hung around because of Diavolo's status (I know Mephistopheles family pressured him and all so I don't hate the guy, but his intentions weren't purely out of care for Diavolo, and I know deep down Diavolo knew that and thats why he favors Lucifer)

I need more fanfiction of Diavolo as a kid interacting with his new dad Barbatos

I'm about ready to do it myself >:(

Love this, this is exactly what I was talking about. Get ready for my word vomit:

Diavolo spends so much of his time admiring the exoticness of humans and being enthralled in the majestic beauty of angels that he sees his own species as less than and hates that they can't act more like one of the former.

-So he tries to force it, even just more minor things like making demons stay in their "human looks" when we all know it would be infinitely more comfortable for them to not be, or more major thinks like fully removing the demons permission to go to the human world to do classic demon bullshit that they want to do by nature..

We don't get alot of into about the "student body" but when we do it's usually them being chaotic (as you'd expect from demons) and usually excited about whatever they're being subjected to, these are demons who don't really care about anything and are just looking for their next dopamine rush, but at the same time these demons, while being the most compatible with RAD ( willing participants ), are exactly the demons Diavolo doesn't respect, demons that "give in" to natural demon attitudes, they're destructive and just trying to have a good time, the only thing that use to be expected of demons..

And all of this is only amplified when you think about the fact that Diavolo himself acts like all the demons he claims to hold in such low regards, he's chaotic, he leverages his power over people to get them to do what he wants, he manipulates peoples emotions, and he's a little bitch, (among other things-)

All ot these are classic demon behaviors that Diavolo would look down on if any lesser demon partook in

( Also let's not even get into the ranking of "LESSER DEMON" like that is so fucking disrespectful- )

Diavolo's opinions on demons feel the same as a "foreign" child being made to learn about their own culture while living in America, (I would know I was that child), they don't understand why it would be important to their parents and teachers that their culture be preserved and at their age they don't care.. The difference is that Diavolo is the literal ruler of the same species he has this opinion of and he's a grown ass adult (presumably)

As the acting ruler he says his job is to oversee the devildom or something, make sure everything is running smoothly, and I don't know who told him this but they left out a major part,

Yes while it is his job to make sure all the demon don't decide to civil war on each other, his job is also to respect his citizens, you wouldn't expect this to have to be said would you? But please remember that Diavolo is a dumbass and an asshole.

He doesn't seem to understand or atleast respect the idea that a ruler should be the biggest advocator for the culture of the land, he thinks because he's the "strongest demon in the devildom" and he was given the title ruler that he has the right to impose his will on everyone and force them into boxes and make them play his games. And he fucking does because no one is stopping him!!

I also never respected his "wish" it seems childish and misinformed, my first thought when I heard it was "why would humans be involved," while it makes plausible sense that angels and demons have beef, adding humans to the mix seems completely pointless- Mc, upon arrival to the Devildom was confused, we're even given the choice to ask if we're dreaming, also demons feel the need to hide their demonness while 8n the human world, this implies that the general human public is NOT aware of the existence of demons and probably not aware of angels either, other than witches, sorcerers and general magic users- humans as a whole take no interest in demons

When Diavolo says he has humans that show interest in his little plan he's either lying out his ass or talking about magic users who either are trying to manipulate him or want easier access to hell.. If all of Solomon's pacts are any indication of what the wider human magic community think of demons- atleast that's what I read it as-

The Angels don't respect Diavolo, Michael probably thinks he's a joke, and they are right to do so, I think the angels agreed to the program for three reasons, to size the demons up ( if a war was to happen, how good are their chances of winning?), To spy on Lucifer and his brothers, and because humans were involved (I honestly don't think the angels would just sit back and watch as Diavolo ripped some defenseless human out of their home and make them stay in hell)

Also, DIAVOLO THE DEMONS DON'T NEED TO GET MEDICAL CHECKUPS THEY HAVE MAGIC THEY CAN PROBABLY HEAL THEMSELVES YOU FUCKIN-

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(sorry if this is all rambling nonsense, I can't translate my thoughts to words like fancy ppl like you- with your "screenshots" rip)

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

I'm just glad Bowser Jr has a positive male role model in his life, Not that Bowser is BAD but let's be honest, mid dad a bit too evil the only thing he knows about parenting is that he has to feed the kid every know and then, Luigi? I feel like he's a great dad and I hope they're very happy together and that Luigi can bring some normalcy to Bowser and his son's lives because honestly Bowser Jr deserves a happy childhood even if he is a little shit

Anyways

Hi

Come on, we all know Barb accepts payment in tea and tea ONLY

They've originally gave him money but he tried to make tea with it 🙏😔

That cup? That's a months worth of salary right there

Someone needs to tell Diavolo that just because Barbatos says something is true doesn't make it true, it can't be me cause if I do it I'ma hurt his feelings

ok so I’m not a fanfic writer //anymore// so I’ll just put this idea out there

You know how alot of people REALLY love Sun but hate Moon for whatever reason?

so imagine a Sun/Moon x Nb Reader fluff/ hurt comfort fanfic in which;

 the reader just loves, and I mean ABSOLUTELY ADORES Sun, they’re really close and talk about anything, EVERYTHING, so- a really good relationship //friendship or otherwise// a lot of hugging, cuddling, Sun following the reader around, all the good shit.

 Moon, seeing this, rationalizes that; because the reader loves Sun so much they MUST love them too, right?  -Even though they’ve never ACTUALLY met-  and Moon, being socially inept decides to try and interact with the reader, but comes off as too hostile, hurting/ and or scaring them, badly, this happens two separate times, both resulting in the reader sprinting out of the daycare, the third time it happens reader tho instead of just running away, the reader blows up at Moon, //probably cursing them out// and says how much they don’t want/like Moon, and how the reader wishes that they’d just leave them alone, and talking about how creepy they look, before storming off, ending with something along the lines of being done with BOTH Sun and Moon. //reader doesn't want to be around Sun in fear that the lights randomly go out and they have to deal with Moon OR they see Sun and moon as basically the same person//

Now this obviously devastates Moon, “why don’t they love me too? what did I do wrong? why is everyone so scared of me? why do so many people hate me but not Sun?”

Moon stops doing their actual job at night instead opting to follow the reader around, leaving any animatronic that might of got itself broken somehow alone. they’re too scared to try and talk to them cause they don’t want to get yelled at again or scare them. //fears confrontation with staff cause past or ongoing abuse???//

Sun tries their best to talk to their friend again to no luck, they never come around the daycare as much/at all so Sun is essentially completely alone again all night because he isn’t actually allowed to leave. He //probably// blames Moon for the whole situation.

I basically have the whole story planned out uh- but I’m lazy so do with this idea what you will. <3

Also yes I know I made Moon WAY softer in this but I didn’t think of this in terms of a nsfw- andalsoi’mamoonapologist

//plz message me if you write it or want to hear more of what I personally planned </3//