The Other Day I Went To McDonald’s With My Family And The Guy Who Took My Order Was Really Loud And

The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled “I’LL TAKE A HAPPY MEAL WITH THE NUG NUGS IF I MAY” you know, like a natural well-adjusted epitome of adulthood 19 year old and he was like “CERTAINLY WOULD YOU LIKE THE MIGHTY KIDS MEAL INSTEAD WITH EXTRA FRIES” and I was so sleep deprived I essentially blacked out and apparently leaned over the counter like I was robbing the place, raised my eyebrow like a suave robin hood and said “HECK YES I WOULD GOOD SIR” and then I sat down and he yelled from across the store “WOULD YOU LIKE THE PURPLE OR BLUE SPIDER-MAN” and since purple is the more superior color that’s how I answered and long story short my parents think college changed me and that I’m now the poster child for being social and I’ve only been asked once why I’m not in a relationship yet but I know it’s gonna be brought up again and how do i tell my parents it’s because whenever I eat in the dining hall I spend the entire time playing bumper cars with the wheeley chairs and all I eat is pixie sticks and the last time I was in the library (where I’m supposed to work next semester, deAr GoD) I ripped my leggings in the bathroom pulling up my pants and I walked the entire 20 mins back to my dorm with my neon underwear peeking out from the holes like a 17th century harlot with a cocaine addiction and I’ve essentially been living off jars of peanut butter and the soundtrack to the bee movie for the past year

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

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8 years ago

“#face… IF that is your REAL name. I am the superior composer. Tonight I will compose you INTO THE GROUND and claim MY title!”

“#heel, you’re just jealous that I have more Twitter followers than you. Tonight, at the DAW, I’ll show you WHY!” Tonight on Monday Night DAW: WHO IS THE SUPERIOR MUSICIAN? Happy Halloween from aivi & surasshu!

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8 years ago

Oh my, a rose and a pearl, what could it mean?

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6 years ago

Y'all really gotta stop throwing ya boyfriend’s video game systems in pools and cuttin up they shoes and lighting they clothes on fire just because you mad or you want his attention bc if he responded by throwing them $100 eyeshadow palettes in the pool or cuttin up a brand new lace wig you gon be pissed as hell, as you should be. It’s not cute, it’s abusive. And you need to fuckin stop

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5 years ago

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

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6 years ago

When you start to watch the trailer but then it shows you Tony is lost in space

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6 years ago

Peter: Whomst’d’ve consumed my ice juice

Tony: should i call the exorcist

Shuri: I hath consumed the ocean sauce

Stephen: call the exorcist

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6 years ago

ok, first off...

what kind of META-ass shit is this?😂

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8 years ago

Spoiler alert

Ok so I just finished watching dr.strange and some pretty cool stuff happened. I found out that his necklace, the eye of agamotto, is the time stone. That means that there's only one more infinity stone left to find in all the marvel movies, the soul stone. I also believe in the alphabet theory, where the names of the infinity stones spell the name thanos (T=tesseract, H=hela(?), A=aether, N=necklace, O=orb, and S=scepter) I know it's not accurate, but it makes sense to me.

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