When You Draw A Face, But You Never Bothered To Get The Body Right First.

writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer:

my little sister just found out at school that you can create a religion and wants me to help her turn Halloween into a year long religion. And i  never knew i wanted this until now. We will be the Halloween Cult. I am so ready for this.

Peridot stars in her own Dove commercial! 💚

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adora: can adora do THIS [lifts up cart with one hand]

glimmer:

my uterus realizing we aren’t having a baby after building up a lining for three weeks:

Wow my opinion of Bruno just changed entirely omfg

oh my god i really don’t wanna be the person to do this because i love uptown funk but it’s actually really really problematic…. like it’s awful and idk I feel so bad for liking it. I can’t really explain it that well but here is a detailed explanation. idk why we can’t just have nice things

Saving this for future use lol

how to be a winner

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

Oh my, a rose and a pearl, what could it mean?