Pepper: I SEND YOU UNSUPERVISED TO THE FARMER'S MARKET ONE TIME-

The fandom: fighting aggressively over ships, there is blood, there is fire

Me, a multishipper:

Amethyst+lapis? (I call it butterfly quartz)

✦ Azurite ✦

Petpet generator part 2: i wanted your pets to save me

Kaname, Zero, and Emi getting petted really hard

Bonus plush Emi design

She yearns for the death of the bourgeoise

(This was a design before I gave her the weird white padded catsuit she’s usually in but I’ll prob still use it)

Umbrella Academy as Queen lyrics I like to sing out loud

Luther: Save me, save me, saaaAAAAVE ME

Diego: Mama oooOOoooh

Allison: *doing a little head nod* It's a kind a magic

Klaus: The entirety of Ay-oh

Five: I don't wanna be the president of America

Ben: *whispers aggressively* I'm the Invisible Man, I'm the Invisible Man

Vanya: She's a killer Queen, gunpowder and gelatin, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind (and the moon)

Reginald: You're headed for disaster

Grace: I was born to take care of you, every single day of my life

Delores:

Pogo: I'm going slightly mad, I'm going slightly mad, it finally happened

Patch: but now you can kiss... My ass goodbye

Dave: *dancing a little* This thing, called love, I just can't handle it

Hazel: Just gimme gimme gimme fried chicken

Cha Cha: It's a haaard life

Broke: Micheal is Glamrock Freddy

Woke: Henry is Glamrock Freddy, and decided to take William down for the rest of the Afton’s sake, and because Micheal’s suffered too much already

BESPOKE: THEY BOTH COPILOT GLAMFRED BUT GLAMFRED IS ALSO SENTIENT, SO IT’S JUST HENRY AND MICHEAL TELLING GLAMFRED WHAT TO DO HALF THE TIME

Edit: and Gregory is just Gregory

Tw blood//fake body

Here lies everything

The world I wanted at my feet

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Kaname has a shitty…I’d guess this would take place at 2 AM tbh. Either way he’s finally breaking after 923 years of seeing everyone he loves and his family die.

No safety. No food. No aid. No water. No healthcare. No education. Is this what it means to live? Is this what world accept as life?

If a group of animals were trapped, starved, and cut off from the world like this, people would be outraged. But because it's us—human beings—somehow, the world looks away.

These are unbearable days. Everything feels heavy. Each hour presses on my chest like I’m being suffocated.

My family needs urgent help.

Basic survival has become nearly impossible. Bread—just bread—now costs over $25 a day to make.

We are not asking for luxury. We are begging for life.

Please, if you’re reading this: help. Reblog this post. Talk about us. Donate if you can. Even a small act can mean everything right now.

#crisis #humanrights #emergency #donate #pleasehelp #tumblrcommunity #survivestories #reblogtohelp #signalboost

Soulmate au where you get the magical soulmate tongs and they go clicc clicc when you find your soulmate