Gotta Say, “what Is That” Is A New Response To My Dick

thinking about the omega priests post and olivine. as you do. but more specifically thinking about olivine going to solaria on official church business and coincidentally the scheduling of the trip means that he's going to go into heat during it. which is fine, kind of. it's going to suck a lot going through a heat alone when he's been so thoroughly spoiled by eiden and the clan, but he's had years of practice.

except solaria is really fucking hot. downright unbearable when in heat, especially when you're used to cooler temperatures like resident white boy olivine. and also dante ISN'T used to being around omegas in heat because he's been so isolated for so long. and dante offered to house olivine at his residence because there's a lot of rooms he's not using and what, is he going to make an acquaintance stay at an inn? do you doubt the sun lord's hospitality??

so they're both slowly going insane in close quarters because. olivine can't make the first move. and dante can't make the first move. and they're slowly roasting in horny fumes

damn that’s wild. Maybe the solution is gay sex

Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀

like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding

Throughout all of history, mankind has never created a more precise measuring tool than the infallible "eyeballin' it."

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

also it kills me that his parents died in “an accident” while trying to flee. it wasn’t even the mob?? and dante, being the guy im quoting (its like hanabi dante room 4), knows that their deaths were incidental?

He is indeed a guy

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

Medical kink but the medicine we're talking about is like, medieval.

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