I Would Love This As A Chatfic Highkey

i love when characters lie to themselves in the complete privacy of their own minds

I rushed Huey's full body sprite out. SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 16!

*grabbing you by the hair while you are blindfolded and kneeling* no damnit, thats the phillips-head screwdriver, you can tell because its vibrational aura is two waves, the yin being a half cycle out of phase. try again. place your fingers into the toolbox again, but this time feel with the spirit, not the body

stay soft by mitski is an enei song

tbh you seem like you were crafted out of fate and neglect

💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

there is no platonic explanation for this. there's no romantic explanation either. frankly they just don't like eachother at all

its free healthcare

Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀

like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding