The Funniest Part Of The Mandalorian Is That Luke Skywalker, Bo-Katan Kryze, Ahsoka Tano, And Boba Fett

"Would Mulder and Scully solve [insert mystery from a non X-Files piece of media here]" is a deceptively complex question because there are two different answers depending on which version of the show our hypothetical episode is part of.

In the one version, Mulder and Scully wildly misunderstand the nature of the problem in diametrically opposite ways, and eventually succeed in removing the immediate threat in spite of having no idea what's going on, but do so in a way that traumatises everyone involved and ultimately reinforces the status quo, because law enforcement agencies are institutionally incapable of solving real problems even when their individual agents act with the best of intentions.

In the other version, Mulder pulls the correct solution out of his ass in the first five minutes, but can't prove it because the evidence keeps getting Phineas and Ferbed the moment before Scully walks into the room, and the problem is fixed forever by shooting a sewer man with a gun.

The trouble, of course, is that these are both describing the same show.

This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

They may have found something in my blood and I have this terrifying feeling where I hope that to know what this is and that I can treat it, but the idea of knowing what it is scares me to hell and back. If they have found something, it means the end of my pain, but if they haven’t, it means I’m stuck looking for another goddamn 7 months.

Yep

Yep I'm gonna need to walk into your house & do something Bad to your pantry

its official: tumblr is selling our data to Midjourney

404 Media

Tumblr and Wordpress to Sell Users’ Data to Train AI Tools

Internal documents obtained by 404 Media show that Tumblr staff compiled users' data as part of a deal with Midjourney and OpenAI.

we'd been hearing rumors about this for a bit but now its open and out there. some details from this article

it goes without saying, but if @staff goes through with this its going to be an utter shitshow and im all but certain the website will not survive it.

Have more silly sketches. I thought about the possibility that Charlie might have been born unnaturally, for example, she was constructed like a puppet doll by her parents and they created her soul with their own powers(she has undertale soul type). Maybe Lilith and Lucifer took a very long time to collect her body and there were a lot of unsuccessful attempts, imagine a huge mountain of vessels and parts of Charlie’s body and the desperate faces of her parents, ahaha ohh

🦀 Happy Crab Day, Tumblr! 🦀

may it be ✨ crabulous ✨

I love when I'm on the wikipedia page for a species and it says "least concern". one less thing to worry about 👍

Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.