A Few More Very Silly Thoughts On The Ford Is Convinced The Twins Are His And Bills Kids (Links Here

A few more very silly thoughts on the Ford is convinced the twins are his and Bills kids (Links here and here)

Ford finding more and more evidence like him looking at the smile-dip Mable are and the ingredients and being like 'No human would survive this' and listening to her Mabel's guide to and like '...Yep...yep she's Bill's... oh god gotta make sure to watch her when she actually use her powers she could destroy the timeline'

Him watching Dipper's guide to the unexplained and like 'yeah my kid...I would have totally done this'

Him hearing the names Bill called them 'shooting star' and just internally screaming. Him looking at Dipper 'What did Bill call you?' 'Oh pine tree' and Ford like oh ok that's not to bad and then seeing Dipper's birthmark and the internal screaming starts again.

Also him finding out bout Mabel's karaoke contest and love of karaoke and just getting flashbacks.

Ford:Stanley...

Stan:What Sixer?

Ford:...I am calling in twin bond I am going to say something and you are not allowed to judge me

Stan:...

Stan:Oh my fucking god what did you do?

Ford:...I may have remembered something and the twins...might not have been created just out of magic and more inthetradiaionalsense

Stan:YOUFUCKEDTHETRIANGLE?!?

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