Confirmedcozy - Spooky Time

Yep

Yep I'm gonna need to walk into your house & do something Bad to your pantry

a beautiful candlelit dinner where we're both holding a knife to each other's throats the entire time (we've been locked in a stalemate like this for hours and we got hungry)

laios and kuro would be best friends...

still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.

very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill

>ides of march 44 bce >be julius caesar >be going to the senate >remember some homeless soothsayer guy told me not to >eh.fresco >show up at the senate >this asshole cimber tries to get my attention >wont shut up about recalling his dumb brother from exile >tell him to fuck off for now >cimber grabs my toga and pulls me down >tell him what the fuck, this is violence >this other asshole casca stabs me >jupiter fuck that hurts >now everyone starts stabbing me >why >see my buddy brutus in the crowd and try to call out to him >he comes over and stabs me too >betrayal.fresco >ask him what the fuck >he says “i’m sorry caesar. it’s not that i loved you less, but that i loved updog more” >wat >ask him “brutus, what is updog?” >all of the assassins burst into laughter >just got murdered by my best friend and also fell for his terrible joke >should’ve listened to that soothsayer >mfw

star trek text posts IV: the one with the anons

Have more silly sketches. I thought about the possibility that Charlie might have been born unnaturally, for example, she was constructed like a puppet doll by her parents and they created her soul with their own powers(she has undertale soul type). Maybe Lilith and Lucifer took a very long time to collect her body and there were a lot of unsuccessful attempts, imagine a huge mountain of vessels and parts of Charlie’s body and the desperate faces of her parents, ahaha ohh

I <3 blocking tags! I <3 protecting my peace!

I could beat ghostface in a fight. Even with no prep time I solo, too easy.