The Earliest Recorded Homestuck Reference Was Made In The Book Of Exodus When Israel Is Referred To As

i know this is a post that already exists, i cant find the reblog again, but if you had One video game you wished you could start over again from the beginning, like, fresh out of the box, blind about whatever you experienced before, which game would that be???

i'll start, mines would have to be super mario odyssey

welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

The Wild Plots cosplaying as Cooking Manga trio

daaaaaamn forcing a shitty live streaming platform and constantly pissing off your userbase with transphobic moderation practices and condescending statements from staff members didn't make this site profitable, who knew. weird how nobody wants to buy merchandise from you when you're ignoring user feedback either? daaaaaamn should've done more a/b testing I guess

this world needs more beast girls... i need...

Ladies and gentlemen.

This fucked.

but how does she sleep …she can’t turn over :(

night shift hijinks

Gift exchange art of Rose and Kanaya for @whamss

Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You're not a kitten, you're a puppy, I know. Actually, that's exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You've let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it's not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it's hard to get out of that kind of thing but it's really been getting out of control. You said "we're trying for puppies" to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn't mean it like that but you can only point to "bourgeois morality" so many times before it starts to feel like you're just saying "I'm sorry you got offended" you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don't think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn't been good for a long time.