I Love Him, He Haunts My Internet

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

Dang, you're tall compared to me- I am a short king at a mere 5'2

@gigglesum @ketchup-will-live-through-this @fall1ngawayfromm3 @mydogtypedthis and anyone else who wants to try-

@ mutuals rb this w how tall you are i wanna know

i’m 4’11

History shows us that in order to have a lasting legacy, you need to keep a favorite little twink around

Some days, I remember I am in fact gay. Evil, evil thing.

Actually just thinking about this earlier- Transfem Zelda and transmasc Link are just so right in my mind

Link and Zelda are the t4t couple of all time

Gonna start referring to periods like that

The Curse

Aka Hylia's favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are

PART TWO!

You gotta make up some crazy lore to tell little kids about that scar, like say you fought a tiger or something-

Random lore: I wear the exact same sequined pink turtleneck every year on Valentine's Day. It is not comfortable in the slightest, but if I'm gonna be single, might as well get everyone's attention-

@gigglesum @ketchup-will-live-through-this @fall1ngawayfromm3

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

Stepping out the shower, staring down the cowboy in the mirror, and swinging my massive dick like a lasso for our daily showdown. I haven't won yet, but I'll be damned if I don't get his ass one day