I think it was a terrible idea for an English teacher to give a class of high school students a blank sheet of paper and then tell them that each person has to come up with one line of a poem that will end with "We're brave and strong. This is where we belong!"
Anyways, here's the results:
Six-Seven
The woods are off limits to a curious child
The stories tell of a violent presence
A story of a man most wild
A man named Steve
Steve lives in the woods with wild dogs
Dogs with a harrowing presence about them
Dogs with a hungry appetite
Dogs that feast on curious children
Dogs that are always watching from the shadows
Steve went into a cave at night
Don't mine at night
Cause if you do
The ones who watch will be watching you
The one thats watching you goes by the name Herobrine
The cave is his home
His hiding place where no one dares to go
Known for kids sudden disappearance In the dark, deep below
Parents go down there to try to get clearance
A sight to see
Its dark like the park
Hit the arc in the dark
Quick to embark on the arc
Dropping the teachers lounge
Chilling on the couch
Making parents proud
Writing a useless poem
Making everyone frown
Big stinky fart
On the fortnite battle bus
We're brave and strong. This is where we belong!
The science behind why Dr. Pepper is the best
Pepsi distributed Dr Pepper (on the left) And Coca-Cola distributed Dr Pepper (on the right). Dr. Pepper isn’t owned by either company, it is it’s own company Keurig Doctor Pepper, BUT they don’t have a bottling facility. In an area, they use whichever bottling facility gives them the best deal. That’s why sometimes it’s Pepsi shaped and sometimes it’s Coke shaped.
Man flu is real- I am allowed to die dramatically every once in a while when I can no longer do my work at full capacity without wanting to explode. I can live with period cramps but the common cold? An atrocity. A torment. The worst thing I have ever experienced.
The world will never know that I had a borderline addiction to animal figurines when I was four
been stewing on an analytical approach to fiction which I call "is this book afraid of me?" and in order to answer this question you determine how hard the book is trying to make sure you don't come after the writer on twitter
I AM GOING TO START SOBBING, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL, WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME????
TOTK - Eternal (part 1)
part 2 here
Elaborate, if you will-
Just realized the ultimate flex on the planet Arrakis would be a bowl of rice
Some people say “Not everything is about Wolfstar.” They’re wrong. Everything is about Wolfstar. Even things that aren’t. Especially things that aren’t.