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For a single man who is definitely NOT old enough to marry, I think about proposals far too much-

Like, I have a vast multitude of proposal ideas depending on how much money I might have at the time, if my partner would be more of the type to prefer a private or public proposal, if my partner would want to know beforehand or be surprised, what they might like/dislike, etc.

I've also got the ideas of what I'd want if I were the one proposed to lined up in my head as well: I'd want a total surprise, and I'd probably want a public one (Firstly, I have 0 social fear, secondly, I love grand, shout-it-to-the-world type gestures, and thirdly, I date with intention to marry so there wouldn't be any public pressure to say yes, and even if I did want to say no, a crowd would not stop me). I'd at least want my closest people to be there- (If my partner were not comfortable with a public proposal, that'd be completely okay too)

I've even thought about other people's proposals and how I'd be more than willing to help if needed. I don't talk about it much here, but I do photography, so it'll probably become a pretty common sight for me to have a high-dollar really good camera with me when I'm with friends/in a pretty place. Meaning it will arouse 0 suspicion if I have one if someone is planning a secret proposal.

Idk, I just like love, even if it's not my own

Mr. Astley- Mr. Astley I'm certain your cover is wonderful-

Unfortunately, I am afraid of clicking anything with your name on it because the song might happen-

If you sat under someone's bed and played Roxanne by The Police so faintly they thought they were imagining it, how long do you think it would take them to go insane? Asking for a friend

I don't want Elon Musk to kill himself because that would get him some sympathy from liberals and "oh so you don't care about mentally ill people?" would become a common line. Ideally I'd like him to be assassinated Luigi-style, but again that runs the risk of him becoming a martyr. No, the best way for him to die is in a stupid accident of his own creation, which I'm frankly shocked hasn't happened yet. Y'know like Tesla malfunction, falls over the non-OSHA-certified guard rails in his own factory, SpaceX explosion, crushed to death trying to fuck one of his ugly robots, ect.

Some people say “Not everything is about Wolfstar.” They’re wrong. Everything is about Wolfstar. Even things that aren’t. Especially things that aren’t.

Cats are already the perfect creatures, simple as can be

had a dream that someone was showing me this camera that could render anything it photographed "flawless." So like it could remove blemishes from people's faces, but also if you took a picture of a cracked glass there would be no crack in the resulting image.

Obviously this is kind of existentially horrifying but that's not the point of this post.

The point is that when dream me got the camera I immediately turned the lens onto my cat to see what she would look like "perfect." And she looked exactly the same.

I love being 5'2 and also owning a fully sized horse. He could fully stomp me into the ground if he wanted to, but that old man has no desires except food and wishing death upon the neighbor's cattle. I love him <333

ZELDA WITH GLASSES IS SUCH AN ADORABLE CONCEPT???

Words cannot express how much I despise the chill guy meme. I have no reasoning for it, it has done me no wrong, but every bone in my body wishes to pluck out that little gopher-thing's teeth and stab his eyeballs with them. I want him dead. I am not a chill guy.