I’m sorry, but the microwave one caught me off guard-
Jason:“I'm not listening to someone who can barely touch my chin” Tim:“A pair of…” Steph:“..tits” Bruce:“No.” Jason:“If this is the job that puts me down, I swear I will come back just to haunt you” Damien:“I'm pretty sure you can see in the dark, correct”? Duke:“Oh yeah I can” Damien:“Did you forget”? Duke:“..Maybe” Jason:“Become demon- it pays off GREAT” Ra:“You wish to make one last heroic stand” Tim:“I wouldn't call it heroic but it is a stand” Dick:“Have you ever gotten hit by a meteor before”? Bruce:“...Can't say I have” Dick:“Yes, it is unpleasant” Steph:“Time isn't real, it's a soup” Damien:“That sounds like talking” Tim:“Well you see-” Damien:“That STILL sounds like talking” Tim:“-I mean that's” Damien:“Still. Talking” Tim:“Jesus... okay fine” Babs:“That's such fan behavior” Steph:“Have you ever put a hamster in a microwave”? Cass:“The fuck is a microwave”? Dick:“Congrats, You WON'T be eaten alive by rats-” Jason:“You’re making me the villain here” Damien:“God- You sound like my mother.” Dick:“Its an evil, im gonna slut shame it-” Duke:“That's my lungs not my skeleton” Cass:“Your right that's your gut not your bones”
My Ocs with a small conversation me and my mother had:
Riptide, straight faced: I had a phase where I memorized poisonous plants and where they grew.
Luca, concerned: please don’t become a serial killer-
Riptide, amused: I won’t! :D
Oh-
Now I feel like I have to go check urban dictionary for all the terms I’ve been using -
Ace culture is spending years thinking that the word "hot" just meant "conventionally attractive"
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Collection
THIS 😂
(Adding a small point ‘cause I noticed it)
•Vaguely wolfy vibes over all
Reasons why if Jason Grace was a dog he would be a Belgian Malamute
A herding breed known for its protectiveness.
An active good boy who is very smart and good at job
Can be VERY possessive
Police/Search and Rescue dog (ACAB but you know our boy)
Look at it
Also that one fuck ass dog with the eyes from ticktock is one
I CANNOT BE STOPPED 🗣️ (If my oc was in the pjo universe because WHY NOT!)
Drew my Human Sona! His name is Riptide, a surfer!
I’m still learning how to draw people properly though, so portions are a bit off-
Anyway,
Pronouns: He/They (demiboy)
Age: Somewhere in their mid teens, think 14-16
Birthday: February 18
Favorite color: cyan
Nationality: 🇹🇹🇺🇸
Sexuality: Cupidromanic / Ace
Height: 5’8 (I feel like that’s tall, but not too tall, Idk I’m short-)
Friends with my other sonas: Cometwatcher (WoF; Nightwing), Oak (PJO; child of Lupa), and Cypress (Spider-man Sona)
(For legal reasons you must be 18+)
rick astley did a cover of pink pony club and i loved him singing about having fun on stage in his heels
I shit post a lot.He/they..(Also a minor, don’t be weird about it please)
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