Not To Be A Slut Or Anything But Can Someone Come Lie On Top Of Me And Kiss Me Like You've Needed To

i think there’s actually nothing better than being randomly told “I love you” after doing something characteristically stupid. Like what do you mean I’m a lovable person and I just did something silly and you thought “of course you would do that. I love you.”. No better feeling

Kirby is a star!!!

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

nonbinary people & people who dgaf about gender i love you and you're fucking amazing. you're wonderful i am very glad you are alive. please take $200 and pass go.

DND character who accidentally becomes a paladin at their wedding bc they meant their wedding vows a little too hard and invents the Oath of Love subclass. Is this anything

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

youve gotta break a few eggs to make a femlette

not to be a slut but i would love to sleep next to someone