What If I Broke All The Bones In Your Legs Actually

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nonbinary people & people who dgaf about gender i love you and you're fucking amazing. you're wonderful i am very glad you are alive. please take $200 and pass go.

*lying at a job interview voice* yeah i can sing all of the lyrics of American Pie by Don McLean. WITHOUT slipping into the weird al version. easy

youve gotta break a few eggs to make a femlette

transgender snacks

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

rain doggo 

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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”