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Chris shit with her again...tge only thing that can make me feel better and get me out of Chris is this Nick Voughan new fic
Girl.... I agree! I am working on fics now!! So you'll see a lot of me over the weekend 😘💕
I have this platonic request where Steve Rogers is In the future, being on the avengers team, and living in stark tower. Before he joined, he found his little sister, reader In the retirement home. He visits two or three times a week. One day, when he returned from a mission with Sam and bucky. Steve received word from Natasha that his sister passed away. The team comforts him
Steve adjusted his tie in the mirror, picking up the bouquet he made his way to the local retirement centre.
“Hey Steve!” Molly, the friendly nurse welcomed the striking superhero at the front desk.
“Hey Molly, how’s she doing?” Steve smiled nervously at her as they walked down the hall to your room
“For a 88 year old pretty good, I’ll leave you two to it.” She smiled, scanning him through the facility and opening the door to the luxurious room.
“This is the 3rd time this week! Shouldn’t you be saving the world or something.” The elderly woman croaked from her bed. Peering her eyes over her book.
“It’s good to see you too SJ.” Steve pulled up the chair next to her bed, grabbing her wrinkly hand in his young ones.
“You look good for someone whose 93.” She smirked at him.
“Yeah, well you were always the better looking one. Mom would always say she saved her best looks for you.”
“She did and I didn’t need no serum for it… just lots of sunscreen and luck!”
Her chuckled at his aging sister. While she may be old, he could still see flashes of her golden locks now camouflaged in a sea of grey locks above her head. They say the eyes don’t age and they were right. Her piercing blue orbs still as bright as the last day he saw them before he went off to war.
“How you feeling sis?” His eyes turned to concern.
“I’m old Steve, I aint supposed to feel like I’m 22.”
“Yeah, I know, I know but how’s your heart? Are they treating it?”
“It’s still pumping, they keep trying to feed me this stupid medication.” She waved her hand at the bedside table, peppered with Rx bottles.
“You gotta take ‘em SJ.” Steve’s tone turned serious as he scolded his sister.
“Like hell I do! Aint no way I’m interfering with God’s plan for me.”
When Steve found out SJ (Sarah Jr) was still alive, his first order of business was moving her out of the crappy government retirement home they shoved old timers in who have no family. He got her a room in the best facility in the country with the best doctors and the best care.
Steve sighed at his sister’s stubbornness. Doctors were doing their best but without her taking the meds she didn’t have long.
“Well, you’re the only family I’ve got left.” Steve grabbed one of the bottles, shaking out two pills into his hand.
“So, I need you to take the pills, Sarah.” She looked at her brother with a scowl.
“Please?” Taking the pills from him she gestured for the water on the bedside table. Swallowing the tablets and then sticking her tongue out at him for good measures.
“Good girl.”
The siblings laughed as they talked about the changing world, family members once here now gone and reminisced on happy childhood memories.
The sun had gone down and visiting hours were almost up. Steve got up to leave, grabbing his jacket from the chair.
“Alright well I’ll see you next Thursday then.”
“Hopefully.” She gave him a soft smile. He went to exit the room
“And Steve?”
“Yeah sis?”
“Thank you for all this. It’s very cushy. I’m glad to have you back.”
Steve walked over back to the bed. Kissing his sister on her forehead.
“It’s good to be back.” He smiled. “Love you, see you next week! And take your goddamn pills woman!”
“Love you too.” She whispered as he left the door.
Exiting the ship with Bucky, Steve was met with a solemn Natasha, Stark and Bruce at the base of the ship.
“What’s with the long faces, we came back in one piece didn’t we.” Bucky quipped.
“Steve, I… it’s… the retirement home called… It’s SJ...” Natasha choked out, holding back tears.
Bucky’s face dropped.
Steve didn’t even respond, walking straight past all of them towards his car, still in full uniform.
“Captain.” Stark went to stop him but Bucky put his hand on his shoulder, pulling him back.
“Let him go.”
Steve raced into the facility, jogging down the halls until he saw a blotchy faced, Molly at his sister’s door.
“Steve, I’m so sorry.”
She stepped aside to let him into the room.
The flowers he brought last week now dead, with fallen petals surrounding the base of the vase.
Her bed now neatly made with a singular envelope on top.
He sat on the bed slowly, patting the now pressed white sheets.
He picked up the letter.
“STEVE” written on the outside in his sisters handwriting.
Opening it slowly, he read the contents.
Steve, I told you I wasn’t going to interfere with God’s plan and our lord has decided it’s my time. While you didn’t age one bit, some of us did and while I know this pains you, life and death must prevail. If momma saw you now, she’d beam with pride, I’ll make sure to tell her how our little Steve has saved humanity time and time again. I don’t have many possessions and no family besides you. So, while I can’t give you anything material to remember me by, you have my eternal gratitude for making sure my last days on earth was some of the happiest of my life. I think the last time I smiled like I did with you was before you left. Tell Bucky, I love him, and he missed out on taking a dime like me out!
While it hurts now, I know you will continue making me proud without me there. I will always be your biggest cheerleader.
I love you Stevie.
Yours truly,
Sarah J Rogers.
Tears fell onto the paper, as Steve sat there, letting it drop to the ground. He wept at the loss of his sister.
Hours later, Steve returned to Stark Towers. The AVENGERS gathered around the table in silence, anticipating his arrival. He entered the room, heads raised waiting for him to speak.
“She’s gone.”
Immediately, they all rose to comfort him. Surrounding him in a warm hug.
“She was the last bit of family I had.” Steve cried out.
“That’s just not true buddy.” Tony interjected.
“We are a family.” Natasha added.
Steve gave the group a soft smile through tears, Bucky coming up to him and embracing him in a hug.
“Hey, hey, it’s ok, I’ve got you.” Comforting him in a hug as Steve fell into his arms. Tears staining the cold shoulder of his metal arm.
The rest of the evening was spent sharing memories of her life as the group laughed and cried, reminiscing on the now gone sister.
“Gosh, If I only I ever told her how much I liked her.” Bucky groaned.
“She knew buddy, she knew.” Steve turned his best friend, smiling.
Oh oh! What about Chris Evans finds out that he is going to be a dad for the first time!!!!!
A/N: Dad Chris kills me. Enjoy 💕☘️
You hand fell to your mouth in a gasp as you eyed the little blue line on the stick in front of you. Tears well in your eyes. You were pregnant.
Chris and you had been trying for months, it was a lot of good sex but also a lot of “maybe next month.” In anticipation of the red line. You and Chris were looking into IVF and were going to enquire about it next month. No matter what it took, you both were going to make sure you had the first of many babies.
It couldn’t have come at a better time, with Chris due to arrive home from filming tomorrow night and you knew the perfect way to tell him.
“Honey I’m home.” He sung out as you heard the sound of a roller bag and jangling keys.
You jumped from your seat in the living, Dodger, on your lap, tail wagging with excitement.
Dodger hadn’t left your side since Chris left, 2 weeks ago. Sure, he was always cuddly and cute, but he wouldn’t stop following you around and would whine whenever you’d leave the house or go to the bathroom. Something told you; he knew even before you did.
You pulled out the plastic wrapped test from behind you.
“Hold, good boy.” The pup delicately grabbed the stick in his mouth.
“Dodger stays, ok honey?” You whispered to the pup. Making your way out to the entryway to meet Chris.
“There’s my girl.” Chris pulled you into a dramatic kiss, your back arching to give him more access to your mouth.
“How you feeling?”
“Pretty good, you?”
“Happy to be home so I can snuggle my favourite girl and-.”
His head shot up in curiosity, he pinged the lack of puppy excitement, no dog nails clacking on the floorboards.
“Dodger… where are you buddy?”
With the sound of his dad’s voice booming through the house, Dodger came bulldozing into the foyer.
“Hey buddy, hey hey! I’m home.” Chris let you go, crouching down to meet his furry friend.
“Hey what you got there? That a new toy?” Chris grabbed the plastic from the dog’s mouth, unwrapping its tight seal to figure out what the hell was underneath.
“What the hell is this, Y/N, did you-“
You could see the gears in his head turning as he registered the stick in front of him, blue cap and white long body, he had seen one of these before, plenty of times in the last month but one thing made this particular test different. Two sharp red lines.
“No way.” He whispered.
“No fucking way.” You stood off to the side, hands nervously fidgeting as Dodger, unaware of what was going on, thrashed his head between the two of you wondering if he had done a good job.
Chris finally looked up to face you, eyes already becoming red and watery at the news.
“You’re pregnant.”
“Well, yes, but I haven’t gone to the doctors yet but I did it yesterday and I didn’t want- OMG.” Not letting you finish, Chris pulled you into him, lifting you off the ground.
“We are gonna be parents! We are gonna be parents! We are gonna be parents!” He jumped around with you in his arms ecstatic at the news.
Promptly falling out of his haze of excitement into dad mode;
“Oh my god! Wait you’re pregnant sorry… sorry… sorry little bean, you, ok? That was, ok? Do you need to sit down? Was I too rough?” His arms falling softly to your waist, inching towards your soft stomach, eyes filled with concern.
“I’m ok haha I’m only a couple of weeks according to the test.”
Pulling you into his arms, his hand falling to stroke your hair.
“Jesus, I knew you looked more beautiful than when I last saw you but wow you’ve just made me the happiest guy in the world Y/N, I’m going to be a dad… finally.”
He choked up at the final statement, all he had ever wanted was right in his arms at this very moment and he didn’t know whether to cry from joy or continue jumping from excitement.
You cranked your head up to look at him, smiling with glee at his reaction. “I wouldn’t want to do this with anyone but you.” You said, earnestly.
“You. Are going to be an amazing mom.” He beamed at you, seriousness laced in his voice, believing every word he spoke.
“Thanks baby… Doctor’s appointment is Friday, it’s not an ultrasound just a test to confirm.”
“I still want to go. Every appointment, baby shop, birthing class, private doula… whatever you need from this moment on I will be there.”
“I don’t think I could do it without you there, I’m beside myself with nerves.”
“You’ll be a natural… have you told ya ma?”
“No, you’re the first person to know… besides Dodger, little bubbas hasn’t stop following me around.”
“Good boy, keeping bubba safe.” Dodger beamed at the praise he so desperately needed from his master.
“Do you want to tell people yet or wait? Up to you honey.” Chris stroked your arm, lovingly.
You couldn’t help but appreciate how selfless he was about it all. You know the next 9 months that if you said jump, he’d say how high.
“I kinda want to just stay in this little bubble for a bit… all 4 of us you know? To be sure.”
“Sounds perfect my dear.” He planted a kiss on your lips, then crouched down.
“I love you already.” He whispered on your clothed belly, placing a delicate kiss as you ran your hands through his hair.
i love the story so much i love it thank you!!
You’re so welcome! This is why I write 🍀💕
NO MINORS ALLOWED
an: this wasn’t requested but I’m high asf right now (not on purpose bc I have work in 30 minutes), but I thought this was cute. Enjoy ☀️
tw: smoking weed, fluff, reader is 21+
You lounged on the bed flipping through the Firestick waiting for Chris to finish getting himself and Dodger ready for the day. You both woke up past 11:30, the soothing sounds of outside keeping you lull. It's rainy and cold which makes the perfect weather to stay in and watch movies, but you couldn't find one.
It wasn't necessarily a horror movie vibe; maybe tonight. Action? No. Drama? Ugh. You slam the remote down on the bed and flop backwards letting out a big sigh.
"Heeey. What's all that for?" Chris asked walking over the bedroom threshold. You sat up briefly taking in the physique of his sweatshirt covered torso and gray lounge shorts,
"Babe, you're not cold?"
He shook his head, "Heater's on," he said crossing to the bed and plopping down,
"What's with all the sighing?" He started to rub his hand over your thigh as you started to answer him,
"There's nothing to watch."
"There's nothing to watch or you don't know what to watch?"
"Is there a difference?"
"I guess not," he said with a chuckle. "What about a psycho-thriller? You love those."
"I don't have the mental capacity for that right now."
"What about a comedy? You don't have to pay full attention and you get a few laughs."
"Hm. Fine, I'll give a look."
"I'm gonna grab a quick snack. Want anything?"
"Just water please." He nodded his head and walked out. You scrolled through the endless pages of comedic movies and landed on a comedic duo you and Chris both loved. You hadn't seen the movie, but the synopsis sounded interesting. You cued it up to start when Chris walked back in the room,
"I thought you were getting a snack."
"We don't have much. We've been eating on the leftovers my mom left I guess we didn't notice. Find anything?"
"I'll Instacart some stuff here and yeah! It's called "The Interview" with Seth Rogen and Dave Franco. Have you seen it?"
"No, I've never heard of it, but okay." You were quickly ordering groceries when you realized Chris hadn't moved from across the room. Feeling eyes on you, you looked up and at him, who was grinning like a kid.
"What? What did you do?"
"Nothing... yet."
"Yet?"
"Just.. found something that may make this day even better."
"What did you find?"
Chris brought his hands from behind his back and held up the baggie of weed and swishers, giving them a very enticing shake. You looked at what he was holding and shook your head, letting a small smile creep.
"Oh you just happened to find that?"
"It was in the back of a drawer in the kitchen. I didn't think I had any left."
"Baby...you know I gave that up. Weed is weed. It's nothing special."
"You gave up SoCal weed. This is Boston weed."
"And what is 'Boston Weed'?"
"The shit that'll change your life." You looked at him for a second before giving in. He gleefully walked to his side of the bed and climbed in. He got comfortable, handing you your water and opened the baggie.
"Whoa!" You both exclaimed. The potent odor of the raw flower permeated the room before a spark was even lit. Chris brought the baggie to his nose and inhaled deeply.
"Smells like a Saturday filled with Looney Toons and Captain Crunch."
"Babe, how old is this stuff?" You asked, hinting that it may not be safe for consumption if he was smoking it in his teens.
"Like 6 months." You rolled your eyes and ginned looking back at your phone at how childish he could be sometimes. You were finishing the delivery order while Chris took the nearest book and set up to roll.
"They should be here by the time the movie is over. It's gonna take a little longer because of the rain."
"That's fine. We can keep ourselves occupied," he said holding up the tightly rolled blunt.
"Chris Evans, that is a beautifully crafted j. Willie Nelson himself would be proud.
"Thank you, baby," he said holding the blunt to his lips and lighting it. You watched as he inhaled the smoke deeper into his lungs. He leaned back on the exhale, head hitting the headboard. He kept his eyes closed as he took another hit, holding it in and passing you the blunt. You looked at it for a second and then back at Chris who was already glossy eyed.
You took a deep breath and put the blunt to your lips, sucking in the potent smoke. You held it as long as you could before exhaling followed by a string of heavy coughing,
“Oh what the fuck,” you said between coughs.
“I told you that shit is different,” he said laughing at your pain.
You swallowed hard and took another hit after your chest stopped burning so much. The same thing happened, but not as strong. Then you went for a third,
“Whoa whoa hey. Puff puff pass, remember? And take it easy. This’ll have you stoned into next week.” You two passed the blunt between yourselves until you noticed the movie was already on. Your attention turned to the screen and you zoned out until your brain registered something funny which enticed you to laugh.
The movie was a little more than half over when your stomach started to growl,
“I think I have the munchies,” you said without your eyes diverting from the film.
“I know I do.”
“Wanna get a snack?”
“We have to go to the store.”
“Oh yeah. I can’t drive for shit right now, should we walk?” You asked holding your hand out in front of your face as a test of sobriety. Chris slowly turned his head to look out the window,
“It stopped raining. Should we walk?”
“Wait. Didn’t I say we should walk?”
“No you said you were hungry.”
“Oh yeah. Um, yeah. Let’s get dressed.”
The two of you took almost 20 minutes to get ready to walk half a mile but you finally made it to the front door. Chris got distracted yanking your hood over your head and calling you his little Eskimo baby. The two of you giggled in the foyer for almost 2 minutes before grabbing the knob.
When the door opened, both of you instinctively inhaled the fresh air deeply, letting the chilled Boston air hit your flushed faces. You smiled slightly as the beautifully golden sun beamed down on your cheeks. The sky after the rain was your favorite. You were about to take a step, when…
“I can’t.”
“What?” Chris asked looking down at you.
“I can’t do it,” you replied starring blankly ahead at the slick driveway.
“Do what, baby?”
“Move.”
“Ha! You can’t move?”
“No.”
“Do you want me to carry you?”
“Then people will know for sure that I’m high.”
“Babe, people are going to know. Or they might not because they’re probably high too.”
“Are you sure?”
“Positive. Just walk slow. We’re not in a hurry.”
“Okay,” you said as you reached for his arm to help guide you down the front steps. The two of you walked linked together to the corner mart. You picked out everything you have a craving for or might crave later. You went to check on Chris and saw he abandoned the “pick what you can carry” and opted for a whole ass basket.
“Babe.”
“Don’t look at me like that. It’s supposed to rain all weekend and I’m not coming back out if I don’t have to.” His logic wasn’t flawed so you emptied your arms into the basket and walked the rest of the store with him. The security guards must’ve had a good ol’ time watching you two laugh at absolutely everything and do silly dances in the isles to the music.
It was finally time to check out and you waited patiently, thinking about what you would eat first…or if you should elevate the high and then eat. You were pulled from your thoughts when Chris put his hand around your waist and walked you out of the store. Luckily the baggers were great because you only had three bags each to carry back home.
You were in mid conversation when you walked up the driveway and Chris stopped midway. You were finishing your sentence when you looked at him,
“What?”
He looked at the bags in his hands and then back up to the door as if something wasn’t making sense. You followed his eyes up to the porch and dropped the bags in your hands to cover you face.
“We already ordered groceries,” Chris said as he turned to you.
“Yes. Yes we did.”
“Hopefully the power doesn’t go out,” he said picking up the bags you dropped and waking up to the door. You couldn’t help but let out a little giggle at the oopsie you both made.
‘Maybe we can donate some’, you thought as you entered the house and closed the door.
Reader adopts a cat to help her boyfriend Captain America, Steve rogers deal with the trauma and nightmares
You were woken up to thrashing beside you in bed. Third night in a row. Sweat formed on Steve’s forehead with his face contorted in terror. You rolled over, placing a light hand on his shoulder, he instantly moved into you.
“Hey hey, honey… it’s just a dream.” You patted his head softly as his eyes slowly blinked open.
He let out a large sigh, sitting up in bed and rubbing his face.
“Same one?”
“Same one.” He said in a defeated tone.
You rubbed his back soothingly before getting up to get a glass of water from the sink. Handing it to him in bed.
“Thanks honey.” You sat next to him as he took a large gulp, turning back to cuddle into your comforting frame.
As he gently lulled off to sleep in your arms, large arms wrapped around you. You mind wandered to all the things you could do to help your poor guy.
3 WEEKS LATER
You placed the gold box in front of Steve on the couch. Holes punctured in the top and a shiny red bow in the middle.
“What’s this?” He looked up at you curiously.
“Open it.” You smiled, taking a spot next to him.
Steve inched forward, slowly taking off the lid and peering inside the box.
“Oh my goodness.” Steve’s eyes widen in joy at the little ball of fluff, sitting pretty.
The calico kitten let out a small meow, standing on its hind legs and pawing at the walls, desperate to be picked up.
Steve took the small kitten in his large hands, encompassing it carefully as he brought it to his chest. The kitten immediately rubbed his ear against Steve’s jaw, purring at the contact.
“Y/N… you… you didn’t… omg I love him.”
“Her. And you’re welcome. I looked it up and the purr of a cat can help relaxation and healing. So, I thought maybe a couple of kitten kisses will help you sleep through the night.” You beamed at him, your hand going to scratch the little one’s head.
“Her. She’s the best gift I’ve ever gotten. I can’t believe you’d do that for me.” Tears started to form in the captain’s eyes as his heart burst at the ball of fluff.
“Think of her as our first baby.” You winked.
“Gotta name her… what do you think she looks like… Esmerelda, Fluffy, Ariel?”
“How about Soxs.” You grabbed the kittens’ paw, admiring the pattern of fur that gave her four perfect little white blocks.
“Soxs. Perfect.” He turned to you, kissing you on the mouth softly.
The two became inseparable with Soxs taking up permanent position sleeping between your heads at night.
The nightmares stopped but Steve got even less sleep after being woken up at 4am to Soxs wanting breakfast.
She'd follow him everywhere, doing little walks between his legs.
The whole of Avengers loved her, with Stark acting like a villain whenever she'd sit in his lap.
Her favourite place to nap was the Avengers meeting table.
Steve would feed her little slices of ham at dinner, dangling it under the table for her to catch.
Welcom back. Hope you're doing ok. I know how icky it is. Maybe writing for his carackter it may be less icky
So true… it’s just that his face 🙂 is sooo 🥰 … punchable ✨ at this time 💕 but this is a good point 💯
Y/N get Cancer and don’t Feel Good enough for Chris. She trys to set up Chris with a Girl and chris don’t notice at the beginning But when Y/N Starts to Talk to much about This Girl He gets angry and Sad Why the Reader to that. happy ending (Y/N don’t have Cancer anymore)
Firstly, hope you're doing ok, you strong, gorgeous person 💕
This is a beautiful request but unfortunately, not experiencing something like that myself and it also being such a sensitive topic - I don't think I can write this and do it justice. 🥺
But - @royalwritersoftheuniverse is amazeballs and is good at this stuff and gives you all the fluff!!
YOU GOT THE ICK TOO RIGHT??? why is it so hard for this man to date a girl closer to his age? one whos not stupid too (makes him stupid for dating her)? why is he playingggg
Badly! But my issue isn’t her age it’s hanging out with racists and the way that as a grown ass woman she presents herself like a child, infantilises herself and plays innocent to sell money.
My ick with him is associating with that and not seeing an issue yet happily parading around with her and her little friends. Not to mention that goddamn video 🤮
oh you should definitely write about Chris marrying the love of his life, reader who is a well-known director. Reader meets chris's "ex rp" , alba B, who is trying to get the part of the movie that she was directing but reader says no! LOL
This is such a horrible and mean request…
I love it cannot wait to write it 😌💕
Going to wait till everything cools down though cause I need confirmation that miss girl is truly an ex also don’t need to be wrapped up in a scandal. 🤠
I’ve also been blocking this out so please put a TW next time you bring up her name. In my universe she simply does not exist ✨
Please note I am a hater first and a feminist second 💅🏼💕
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