I Can Only Cum If Im Facing Towards True North

a little green alien has landed at a local gas station and is trying to buy cigarettes

anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

nonhuman asks

what term(s) do you prefer to be referred to as (otherkin, therian, nonhuman, etc.)?

what are you(r kintypes/theriotypes)?

most niche/obscure 'type?

what foods do you associate with your 'type(s)?

what colors do you associate with your 'type(s)?

do you own any gear? if so, what is it?

best/favorite thing about being nonhuman?

worst/least favorite thing about being nonhuman?

what activities help you connect with your 'type(s)?

do you associate any music with your 'type(s)? do you have a playlist?

do you collect anything besides wearable gear that you associate with your 'type(s), such as plushies or merch?

do your 'type(s) influence your sense of style or the way you dress?

would you consider yourself a furry? if so, do you have a fursona? is your fursona based on one of your 'type(s)?

draw or share your artwork of your 'type(s)?

this isnt a question but a request that you drink some water!

authors note: feel free to reblog! other beings can ask you questions from this list, or you can simply answer them all yourself.

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be. a 45 year old man

Nick Offerman wins Best Supporting Performance in a New Scripted Series at the Spirit Awards for "The Last of Us."

Remember to;

Stretch your wings, tail, fins, and body

Moisture your scales

Fluff up your feathers

Pluck the bugs off your skin (or a friends)

Pick the crusties off your horns

Shine your halo

Sharpen your teeth and claws

Hide among the darkness

Create a huddle amount those close to you

Trick some humans into thinking you’re one of them

Be free

Ration the food among your pack

Refine your burrow/nest/den

Hydrate yourself

Nourish yourself