Ever Since I Was A Child Ive Known That I Wanted To, Someday, Be The Mutilated Corpse On A Nature Trail

I don't EVER wanna hear you say they don't know how to act again.

anyone else need like. verbal confirmation that someone is your friend. like aaa i cant call you my friend if you haven't confirmed it yet!!! that's rude!!! and it only works in your case of course

Weird chairs

that’s it. i’ve had enough of you. you’re being turned into a cube

Goober

Sorry for biting through a soda can to show off how strong and sharp my fangs are. that wasn't very human and nonchalant of me.

Every body hates me because my body is made up from mis matched corpse parts and i make scary noises.